What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
Just look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
But actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
yougogirl That for example >>>>>>> boobs ========== is catholic ( must be irish ) LOL
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beautiful
Carefull oldman. Don't you let Paula catch you writing this. She'll find an equivalent to your comparisen.
Yep! Yep! i agree... she'll have you up that pole of hers.....
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Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 21, 2007, 04:05:13 PM
Yep! Yep! i agree... she'll have you up that pole of hers.....
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No problem, lets see what she has to say, i guess she is speechless........ idontknow
Now there's 2 words that do not go together..... Paula and Speechless....
yougogirl
Us good Catholic Girls boobs
Mike, I'm not speechless....what if some girls don't wear a bra?! :emot19:
Here's one for Georg Jr after meeting his exwife sister laughpoint
Georg Jr goes into a sex shop and asked for a blow up doll.
Shop Asst: A male or female doll?
Georg jr: A female, please
Shop Asst: should it be white or a black one
Georg jr: A white one please
Shop asst: fat or thin
Georg jr: thin (getting pee'd off now)
shop asst: tall or short
Georg jr: tall one!
shop asst: christian or Muslim
Georg jr: who the hell cares!!!
Shop asst: Well sir, the Muslim one's blow themslves up!
Guess which one Georg jr walked out the shop with? laughpoint :36_2_35:
Hey Paula.
You're being chauvinistic towards an emancepated male. Watch your step.
Rather check the topic: Riddles....
There's an important notice for you.
laughpoint yesno
"You're being chauvinistic towards an emancepated male. Watch your step. "
Am I supposed to be scared now Georg Jr :emot19:
here's me watching my step... :emot98:
Paula, you still have to do your homework. Get to riddles, or you'll be staying in 2007. Remember?
Hey Puala, "BOYS" giving you a hard time or are they just looking for a bit of attention? laughpoint
poledancing arse discodance yesno
Boys give me a hard time, NEVER!! They seem to like being slapped around :emot19: ne Georg jr :36_2_35:
Oh yeah!
Hit me baby.
boobs arse
here you go Georg Jr
yesno :emot112:
:emot172:
Look at that tongue.
Does your husband know what you're doing here? :emot172: :buffo9:
Shame, he has given up trying to control me, he just shakes his head now :nono1:
... put him tied up in a cage?
Nope, not at all!
I got all my boys for protection :emot19:
What do YOU! give him to make him eat out of your hand?
wouldn't you like to know!!!
:emot98:
That's why I'm asking.
There must be a trick. Something you've got him adicted to.
:emot19:
Morphine helps!
That's not fair. Coward to look a man in the eye?
This is all against the Genevian Convention. Chains, Cage, Drugs against his will...
if it was against his will do you think he would still be around....hmmmmm....I DON'T THINK SO!!!
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on January 03, 2008, 12:37:48 PM
That's not fair. Coward to look a man in the eye?
Hey, not a coward, I'm tall so there are many a times that I don't look a man in the eye, I can't help it if they are short now can I!! :36_2_35:
lol laughpoint lol
That's one point to you. lol
How tall are you Georg jr?
Is 89cm to big?
:emot19:
Im talking about you not Georgey boy!!
:emot19:
Sorry. Wrong translation. I meant: "Is 89cm to tall". Better?
Much better, thanks you!
Now tell me, did you shrink in the bath tub? :bagno1:
My mom was in a hurry once. Forgot to take my clothes of before putting them in the washingmashine,,,
I'm lucky to be alive,
:emot19:
You are full of sh*t!
Bet the washing machine has never been the same! :36_2_35:
Hey, hey hey! Now what kind of language is this. Watch your step hey. I'll be around with a bar of soap.
being as short as you are it's going to take you a few years to get here! :emot172:
Hey! I knew people who washed there kids mouths out with soap... back in the 70's.... never happened to me though....
kisssmiley
The teachers at school use to threaten to wash our mouths out with soap, don't know if they ever actually did it.....
Although I do remember them making one guy sit under the sink once......what a strange memory
Talking of soap in the mouth, if I eat Turkish Delights it tastes like soap, well it does when I eat them, can't stand the stuff!
cl1
Paula, thats because you should'nt eat Turkish delights whilst drinking vodka......
I don't drink Vodka, I drink single rum and coke, but thanks for the tip, will skip the Turkish Delights and stick to the dop! quickdop :36_2_35:
Got nothing to do with alcohol. Turkish delight and marshmellows taste like soap when they've past there sell by date. I'd speak to that Spa Man.
:emot19: You do that Diana, his name is MIKE!!
:emot98:
gee..... and I thought i was a SWEET kinda guy!
Actually.....BRA"S to ......MARSHMELLOWS :36_2_35:
boobs
You are sweet Mike, just the kind we like to slap!
:36_2_35:
Turkish Delight, aagh well now let me tell you it's deliscious, but not that purple stuff manufactured by Cadbury or who ever you get back there, you need the real stuff from Turkey.
Ummmm, powdery and sweet and tastes of melting in mouth rose water, messy to eat......anyone going to Turkey, please bring some back.
Quote from: barb (Fry) on January 04, 2008, 08:39:02 PM
Turkish Delight, aagh well now let me tell you it's deliscious, but not that purple stuff manufactured by Cadbury or who ever you get back there, you need the real stuff from Turkey.
Ummmm, powdery and sweet and tastes of melting in mouth rose water, messy to eat......anyone going to Turkey, please bring some back.
With the Turks in Germany you get plenty of the stuff here in their shops. It's not as wobbley as the cadburys version. But it to sweet.