A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a
beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan . .
All he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...
You know... they have frozen glasses... '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
OK, THEN, LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR *** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F******* G HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER. GOT
IT, JACKASS?' arse
... and they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
This is a true story.
laughpoint quickdop
Happened to you then did it Georg Jr :emot19: vampire
Is there any man out there who could say no? :culo1: quickdop
I don't know, how about the gay guys?
Any comment Georg Jr?
:emot19: laughpoint
And just when you thought it was safe to come out and play!!
vampire :36_2_35:
Should I break the silence on this one ??
Go on Sandy. Give us a hand...
No difference except you got two people no defined societal role with similar traits of wanting to go have drinks with the boys .. kind of double jeopardy .. can be a recipe for disaster for some ..
Then again I was always the naughty one .. my stock answer on crawling home in early hours of morning after a night out if I was in any way confronted would be " Hic ! too tired to talk now " and stumble off to bed ... always forgiven the next day .. Lucky me ..
Come to think of it what about couples where they have the more liberal approach of Boys nights out and the wives have Girls nights out .. have seen some of these groups of women on the prowl in the pubs in table view .. as intent as a pod of killer whales on the hunt ....
long and the short is for both parties to try and respect each other to the best of their ability and try not to control each other too much .. " control " thats the other recipe for disaster ...
e154 Sandy me Darling
Now it's really tendining to get intelectual on the board. Hear that Paula? No yesno , or :emot112: , or e180
:emot19:
Hey I can be intelectual, just don't think you will be able to keep up Georg Jr :emot19: :emot172: bighug
:emot172: Is this the ZA way to be intelectual? What's it like when you get physical?????
:36_2_35:
@ Dianna .... Never saw you out on the prowl in Table View .. .. good girl !!
@ Georg ..... More factual , or at least my experience and understanding which most of the time passes as reasonably sane to pleasantly disturbed ...
Disturbed. I likec what you wrote. Very personal and honest. I've been writing a lot of cr*p myself, but I do see the difference.
daman
@ Georg .. Thanks ... Now you have to explain your fatal attraction to Paula to the pleasantly disturbed one .. >>> Hic !! well at least thats whats going to happen when I get home .. had a very tough first day back at work after a very short holiday .. feel kind of steamrollered so a good few glasses of wine may revive me ...
cheers
Don't forget the giverose for your wife, just in case... You know.
SandyB, Georg jr "fatal attraction", he just likes to be slapped around by a girl it seems...lol
Hey Paula.
Wait till we meet. You'll be melting away. In my hands you'll be like butter on a warm summer day. You'll not want anything else in your life again.....
swink :buffo9:
Ja!Ja! Georg Jr :caldo1: :emot19:
@ Paula .. thought it was that ...
Already excausted Paula. Haven't even got started yet. :buffo9:
Update .. the wine steamrollered me even more .. thats what happens when one is too tired ... crawled into bedearly feeling very muf ..
I think Georg is really trying hard with Paula .. Georg , methinks you playing with fire .. something tells me she is not the butter to melt , more so the fire .. you know what happens when fire meets fire hey?? or should we get Mikes opinion here ..
@ Sandy
Dont worry, every fire can be extinguished with the right technique iknow
The wise father speaks .. he knows something about the Georg Jr ...
idontknow
do tell Georgswa, I'm sure all the girls would like to know
:36_2_35:
by the way, Mike has been keeping out of sight her in Oranjemund.
Michelle, have you got Mike under house arrest or are you keeping HIM out of trouble during the festive season, didn't even see him or you guys at the Bowling Club for New Years, was Mike to scared that Sheena and I was gunna slap him silly, bet he was hiding under the bed at home the whole time.
HEY MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU DUDE!!
:emot19:
Quote from: SandyB on January 03, 2008, 07:38:11 AM
Update .. the wine steamrollered me even more .. thats what happens when one is too tired ... crawled into bedearly feeling very muf ..
I think Georg is really trying hard with Paula .. Georg , methinks you playing with fire .. something tells me she is not the butter to melt , more so the fire .. you know what happens when fire meets fire hey?? or should we get Mikes opinion here ..
Hey psst Sandy! I travel with fire and WATTER. Always got a bucket along with me. I'll get her by surprise and send her back in small packages. For Michael. hehehehe.... :buffo9: quickdop
Fire and water make steam .. lots of hissing and pressure that can be harnessed and put to good use .... choices ??
You've got the spirit Sandy.
:sorriso2: :emot186: e180 arrowh laughpoint
Hey you two, I'm watching you! :emot112:
Georg jr, if you know what's good for you you had better start running now! :yeah7:
Girls, it looks like we got another trouble maker on board besides Mike and Georg jr, SandyB, you are a marked man!
shooter
:36_2_35:
That's encouraging. shooter yesno :36_2_35:
smart arse !!!!!!!
vampire
The topic is called: " How to treat men". Still haven't heard what you do and why!
You should know, men never grow up, just their toys get more expensive...hahaha
Well I think most off all men like their space and with me you can be on onother planet! :emot19:
Hows that for space! :emot19:
Hey Georgswa, I see you are keeping an eye on this Georg jr, I don't think you gave him enough hidings when he was small. :emot112: :emot19:
Toy? Expensive? Do ZA boys seek the surgeon the way Pamel A. does? Strange. e180
Space? Between your ears? arrowh
Georgsw? Hiding? You should see him standing next to me... That's really to late. bling1
Georgswa, just remind him that he has to go sleep some or other time, that's when you get him. swink
As I mentioned earlier on: You're not fair. Always using tricks. That's no way you're getting respect.
Paula ... Me marked ? Ouch ! Why ?? Sooner we all hunt Koos down he's really asking for it , also seems he wont enjoy it .. nothing worse than having a willing slappee , it takes all the joy out of the experience ...
Marked? Carefull Sandy. I've seen dogs marking... Don't want to think of how Paula... No. Forget it.
You treat them like children. You feed them,you love them then you put them in their place. kisssmiley
Now that its been mentioned where is our dear Micheal? (Being put in his place? idontknow )
Oh go on Diana. what's the world without men.
No more poverty. No more crime. No more war. Peace. Happiness.
That's not what you really want?
@ Georg Jr .. Hey dont give Paula any more ideas .. I'm trying to get her off our trail , hopefully she will instead hunt Koos down ,, thats unless you still into the fire and water games ?
@ Dianna ... Help ! Paula's on my trail /////
Still have to get her hot enough. Get's us more steam.
I'm ready for it....
Men are wonderfull, Boy Georg,love them to bits especially the six-pack ones.BUT we do need to keep them in their place. e154
Don't worry Sandy she'll never find you,she has to pass my house first and I won't tell, I won't ,I won't ,I won't I don't think so unless she finds me quickdop
Hey Sandy. Is Diana swopping the sides?
No , just always had a soft spot for me ... see I'm clever got allies on all sides ..
It seems that way to me too, diana, you better get back on this side, you can't trust those men, don't say I didn't warn you!! quickdop
As for you other two, I will bide my time and get you both when you least expect it :culo1: :wow1:
Carefull not to compromise to much, Sandy.
:culo1: :emot77: :culo1: :emot77: :culo1: :emot77: :culo1:
Diana, us women aready know the men anyway don't we so :culo1:
OH YES WE DO.Really got Boy Georg running in circles bravo I find it quite amusing how there little minds work arrowh
We won't tell but Sandy is actually on our side :sorriso2:
OhmiGawd ! its now turning into a mooning parade ... Paula you have to wait for reunion and thats a loong time away .. by that time you would surely have cooled down ?? or gone on Koos's trail he would be a far better target seeing as he took a swipe at our site , wont join in our fun and is in hiding somewhere ?? ,
@ Georg Jr ... How did I get tangled up in this one ??
Even worse now .. Dianna , now I will have everyone after me ... Heelp !
That's part of the game Sandy. Keep trying as hard as you can getting into trouble.
Story of my life at times Georg .... somehow seem to enjoy it ....
You two chit chat just like girls!
laughpoint :emot172: :emot19:
sheesh Paula.
Try and be understanding. Men are so timid and breackable. Sandy's showing his heart. Now behave yourself
:emot19_2:
Hallooooo you all!
Back from my little trip and what do I find?????
No, no, no.......... men do not get treated, they are just being coped with!!!
I am watching you !!!!!!
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/lion-1.gif)
Welcome back Ouma! ..how was the west coast?
e154
Keep watching, but no eating or licking allowed............
It was great. Camped in the boendoes, had great friends, took a few nice pics, had good walks, ate till we dropped and had gallons of beer to wash it all down with. So nice to see the "old world" again.
Next time I should invite Koos de Kat with to show him what it's all about.
Sounds Great. "Thats the way I like it Ah Ha Ah HA" yougogirl
We celebrated the millennium just outside Katu in the bush/camp site, best New Year ever. Lank dop, good friends and a fire that flamed straight up into the sky. My hart verlang na die bossveld, (that's about as much Afrikaans I can master right now). That's enough red wine for me too BierSuip
Good .. seems the focus is off us two for the while .. I am ducking under the radar .. Yes Paula men can chit chat as well .. shows we do have hearts after all ... Now please follow the traill of Koos , even Dalene seems to want to meet him and sort him out ..
bighug
Hey SandyB, I see you are very much in touch with your feminan side! :emot98:
Hi Delene, welcome back, glad to have all the girls back on board, just to keep you updated, all the men need a fat klap they have been getting way out of hand of late.
Hope you had a great holiday, Happy X-mas and have a honkey tonkey New Year!
cheers bighug
Yes Paula , in touch , helps keep balance .. dont forget that men are after all and remain naughty boys at heart , it help keep your lives interesting .............
By the way are you part of the Gotsch familty thats related to Ronel Whatley ??
Now what about Koos ?? you gotta deal with him and give us a rest ..
Yip, Ronel is Noel's (my better half) cousin.
Koos who?!
idontknow
Here you go Georg jr, 'How to Treat a Man"
@ Paula .. the Koos who put up the topic MOVING ON ... currently he is being hunted down .... Ok got things wrong way around .. Paula ( Wilson ) Gottsch .. I visit Ronel whenever I travel up the coast .. used to see a bit of Uncle Kenny and Auntie Marie but they seem to have quietened down a bit now .. I'm going home now for a good weekend .......
I'm willson with a double "L"
Ask MIke!
Have a great weekend SandyB
:emot98: kisssmiley
Willson it is indeed .. seems Mike got into trouble for that glips .. .. ok I will take it as a reminder to get eyes tested again ...........
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 04, 2008, 12:04:22 PM
Here you go Georg jr, 'How to Treat a Man"
Is this something sexuall?
Hi Sandy....put me on your team please...i think theres only koos needs a slapping.....what happened to the good weekend you were about to have.....you went to bed at 10pm.......friday night......thats not a very good start.....good job you only txt me rather than called or as you know id have kept you talking till gone midnight....... e154
Is this something sexuall?
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Hey Georg Jr, who know what you are into, but whatever makes your boat float! :emot19:
OR Whatever Blows Your Hair Back iknow :36_2_35: