I BET ALL IS WONDERING WHO THIS KOOS OKE IS...LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND OUT
ANYONE WITH INFO REGARDING, KOOS PLEASE POST HERE... pls
I don't know who Koos is,but he must be enjoying all the attention his getting. The d.......head had to do something,as he has nothing to contribute be it a load of sh*t
I think it is some lonesome poepol whith nothing else to do, but to work on someone else's tits/nurves. I bet he is too scared to reveal himself!!!!!!! :36_2_24:
A lot of people viewing Koos's profile....
Ja, but no real info in his profile!!!!!!!
Girls, girls, girls, why you wasting your time even discussing this insignificant man, anyone talks to me about Koos, I just say "Koos who" hahaha
Between us girls, I think he is just very unhappy cos he has a small............(you know what)
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Good one Paula :36_2_35: laughpoint :emot111:
And he's probably longing for boobs
Don't think he can long for it yet Cheleen, one can only long for something you have had and want again, don't think he has had any boobs yet!
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I think it's a shame...
There you go, we shouldn't get mad at the poor man, we should feel sorry for him!
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Ouch !! .. you girls really can get vicious .. I'm going to watch my words in future ..
allgood harmless fun so lets enjoy !!
:emot19:
We only get Vicious with the ones who have nothing to add to this site and just want to nit pick at it, it's not just Mike's site, it all of ours (thanks Mike and team) and whats mine I protect ! (it's a women thing) didn't you also say you were intouch with your feminine side?
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Yup thats why I had some words for Koos as well ... reminds me I must get on with my scanning of old pics and do some more postings of good old days ..
Hey Michael, why don't we have a "KOOS" section on the forum.
Anyone who posts "crazy" things can be moved there.......
(oh, sh*t, maybe I shouldn't have suggested that - I would probably spend my life in there....)
Mike, do you have any way of identifying a KOOS if they give incorrect contact info?
why worry about it, he could be a she, they could be registered as someone else real on the site.
the possibilities are endless, hey personally I couldn't give a flying f*@#/ !
I say drop it, and move on.........that's the only way to deal with him. ignore him, he doesn't exist.
This tactic to spell it out may bring him back but while you all keep on and on about his one post - he's logged out and reading what you say under the radar.
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 04, 2008, 01:38:58 PM
Girls, girls, girls, why you wasting your time even discussing this insignificant man, anyone talks to me about Koos, I just say "Koos who" hahaha
Between us girls, I think he is just very unhappy cos he has a small............(you know what)
:emot19:
Even smaller than me? Less than 89cm?
Naaah! Come on!
Quote from: Cheleen on January 04, 2008, 01:40:51 PM
Good one Paula :36_2_35: laughpoint :emot111:
And he's probably longing for boobs
Do you mean breast-feeding?
Koos........whou is he when not at home ????? yesno
No i dont let him spoil my happy memories of O-mund, after all it was the best time of our life iknow
Even smaller than me? Less than 89cm?
Naaah! Come on!
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Yip Georg jr, can you believe it, he's even smaller then you!!!
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AppelKOOS... loast logged on here on the 23rd of December, but I reckon after i do the next update he'll be back.....it might make for interesting debat( constructive0 as to why he feels we should move on.....
Quote from: barb (Fry) on January 04, 2008, 08:31:45 PM
why worry about it, he could be a she, they could be registered as someone else real on the site.
the possibilities are endless, hey personally I couldn't give a flying f*@#/ !
I'm inclined to agree
Hi sis I'm back forget about koos see you next week
Little bro
I'm starting to believe, Koos is some kind of comedian.
Very little imput and an enormace reaction in public. Yes, he's making fun of us and watching the show incognito.
But maybe it's all a new form of entertaiment, and he's the audiance. The audiance is only one person, while the actors are the rest. The audiance gives an input and gets the actors to improvise.
:36_2_35: :emot98: :Weed_Spin_2:
Have a smoke Koos and relax. We'll see what we can still do fdor your entertainment.
Diane, good for you. bighug
Koosie koosie where are you, can you show me where you are??
Hmmm, seems Koos has disappeared and morphed into Piet!!!!!!
Who is Piet???????
idontknow
:emot19:
That must be another one of the muliple split personalities of this guy.
Wonder if this one is less pessimitic about life?
Welcome Piet - sommer tag along the other 60 hidden souls inside you on this name - no need to register them each.
Acctually - register as a Company, for you exceed the limited amount of 10 for a CC. Be forewarned though - tax implications for this applies. We act as the Revenue board on this forum, so we are going to hit you full scale 40%and add on the 15% fixed assumed scale for growth escalation. In short this means - whatever you post - the replies will give you back 55% of what you have given. You post negative stuff ........ you post positive stuff - good for you.
Are we in a Steven King story now? :emot77:
Favourite Stephen King Book is......? Mine is 'The Langoliers"
Hey, are you two sharing a pipe on skype? spinningweed
We are not laying out the base script for a Stephen King thriller here. We are using FBI tactics to lure the lion from it's den. He prowls by and stalks us, then jumps in for a sudden, bloody kill and then he goes back to his hiding place to lick his lips.
Maybe I should convert to Scotland Yard methods........... or call in the SWAT teams..........
anyway.....
All time favourite Steven King.........and I quote "I'm your number one fan........."
Misery.........
Is how I'm feeling now, coz My Gouts back, and I cannot sleep.... thanks Aunty Paula....
You on any meds for it?
Yep! Yep! Heaps of the stuff..... Puricos, Colchicine, Cerebrex and Beta something or other... I think predisone.... Sometimes it helps, but Other times it's easier and less painfull just to drink about 15 cans of beer... at least i get to sleep then.....
BierSuip
Mike, try Rheugesic, I have heard a few people say it really works.
Thanks Florrie, but I went to a specialist last may and I have to admit that my attacks have decreased by 80% .... If I stick to the "rules" then my attacks go away..... BUT , beer, Braai,Biltong is an issue with me....
Hey Mike; even though some rules are made to be broken............ by breaking the rules from a specialist; in the long term............. this will drive you to the brink of insanity where the pain is concerned..........trust me on that one.............took me a long painfull time before I just thought 'to hell with this' and had a serious talk with myself where my diet is concerned.
... can I say, I'll start on Monday?
Mike, I've been in pain for the last 18years and believe me when I say this............Monday never comes!!! But in saying that, don't just go 'bang' and cut everything out that you enjoy................why not make a deal to cut back a little on the good stuff........have your biltong, but every second day instead of everyday.........as for the braai, I guess there's no chance you'd throw chicken on that flame............ha!ha!ha!ha! just re-read that and it sounds ridiculous considering whom I'm talking to...right?
Like me, you know what to do.............easier to tell some-one else hey? Tell you what, If I promise to cut back on my pain creators will you promise to cut back on yours???
Included is dead fowl on the coals... see I do cook the stuff, but thats for the girls, The problem is where I work, fast foods and braaimeat all the time, With the weather like it is, it's difficult not to braai and have a few beers.... I have had gout for the last 13 years, and it's improved, often when the pain hits, normally between 01h00 and 04h00, I sit there cursing myself for indulging, knee or ankle throbbing away, it seemed like a good idea at the time..... I need to focus, Michele is a vegetarian and has managed to swing some of my meating habits over to other soya based things, but when saturday gets here, steak, chops, wors..... oh and chicken.... I just gotta get my mind sorted out... where there's a will , there's a way, Think Will cannot make it to my braai's
Never a truer word spoken..........All sorts of promises are made in the dead of the night, when everyone else is asleep, and the joints are banging out their own tunes....I've done it myself often enough......"I swear tomorrow will be different" and then tomorrow comes and the pain subsides a little and "hey! Mr. Cheeseburger, you looking at me? Man aren't you a cutie!!!" and all the promises from the previous night go out the window until the next time......am I right?
How about leaving one piece of red meat from the braai off your plate at the w.end and stick on that chicken leg? Course you'll have to eat the chicken leg...............
To True to True, I feel like i'm in confession here..... Maybe i'll just stick to, I 'll start on Monday, it seems like an easier goal, Anyhow, I have to call it quits for the evening, As the lack of sleep from last night is making me drowsy, And My leg is currently numb, so I am gonna catch some Zzzzzzz!' after i get a cheeseburger outta the kitchen,,,,
Gnite!
faceinfood
ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!....................Be good!!!
great news i am comming to oranjemund next week on bussiness.
see you guys wensday afternoon at caseys.
quickdop
Hi koos. What happened? Looking quite infantile today...
bling1
I was just doing an IP check and I noticed that Adriaan Van Rooyen and Koos's Ip address's are almost the same.... interesting!
very interesting you will have to go into casey's on wednesday and do some investigations
Michael check it again. Maybe they are the same....
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Quote from: Michael Alexander on February 08, 2008, 08:16:04 PM
I was just doing an IP check and I noticed that Adriaan Van Rooyen and Koos's Ip address's are almost the same.... interesting!
mike check this ip address out.
They are not the same person, they both use the same host, who's ip is the same, mweb.co.za.....
Morning Koos, first time I've been online when you've been here, like your Calvin.... one of my favourite characters of all time....
mike if i tell you who i am, will you promise not to tell any body else.
some advice to people with digital cameras.
activate you date stamp.
this will be handy when you veiw your photos in the future
Thats alright Koos, keep your name a secret, it adds to the suspense.....
idontknow
boo Koos . . . sobored
Quote from: KOOS on February 09, 2008, 05:45:33 AM
mike if i tell you who i am, will you promise not to tell any body else.
some advice to people with digital cameras.
activate you date stamp.
this will be handy when you veiw your photos in the future
Twin brother of which Georg?
This scares me.....
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The Plot thickens...who needs Shakespear?
Shakespear, my arse..............come on Koos, is this the best you can offer? I wonder, maybe do you have shares in Caseys, as you seem very keen that a crowd goes in there on Wednesday.......as they say in the Emerald Isle....''Slainte''
I have a better idea. Koos how about you give us genuine hints and we try to guess who you are? That would be much more entertaining than you just telling Mike. We could even have a prize for the one who gets it right?
Quote from: Michael Alexander on February 09, 2008, 06:12:42 AM
Thats alright Koos, keep your name a secret, it adds to the suspense.....
idontknow
better this way mike
i can hear a lynch mob assembling in the distance,
hope all the trees were burnt down in the fire.
there was so much smoke blowing acoss the road that i allmost rode into a car in front me.
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Quote from: Michael Alexander on February 09, 2008, 05:36:02 AM
Morning Koos, first time I've been online when you've been here, like your Calvin.... one of my favourite characters of all time....
this calvin is a animated icon but it is not working, whats wrong.
i see your picture works
I think your image is saved as .png file and not in the .gif format....
Quote from: Florrie on February 09, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
I have a better idea. Koos how about you give us genuine hints and we try to guess who you are? That would be much more entertaining than you just telling Mike. We could even have a prize for the one who gets it right?
Hey! And I thought Koos was the audiance.
bling1
Heres one for koos .....
Koos, if you are still talking of Caseys then you must either be taking the pi........ or you seriously haven't been to Oranjemund for yonks. There is no more Caseys my friend!!!
Come on, tell us who you are. :culo1:
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Koos should come to the reunion...give us all a lecture on why we should stop living in the past....
meanpuff
all in agreement ....
Hear,hear!! We will arrange accommodation and help with transport, Koos where do you live so that we know how much to contribute for you transport to the reunion. Have I ever met you? Are you from Oranjemund, or just hoping you were? Might explain the sour grapes?
Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local 'Dutchie' pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The 'Dutchie' guessed 8, and Van said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same "dutchie' , along with his buddy Koos, and pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Van again asked him to guess the correct number. He guessed 2 this time.
Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the 'Dutchie' said to his buddy Koos, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Koos replied, " Nooooit, it's not rigged bru. My wife won twice last week."
Oh boy, oh boy. Yes, that's boys...
@ Michael: I think you already know who Koos is. At least you must be cloce. Howabout a poll on that topic Mike?
bling1
Koos offered to give me his/her details in private.... but I declined the offer...... and that's the truth.....
I'm sure he's one of the people with 2 names on the site that have turned up appearing as guests. I recall a Mike or Michael, Frenshy and one or two further names...
:emot172: to them all! They might even be the spies for Namdeb to see who misuses the internet facilities at work - I don't care.
From what I gather here Koos is in a worried state of mind - he thinks we's gonna gang bash him should he pitch at the reunion........ :nono1: not worth it.
Koos, we will accept you for who you are - the Marsian from the future with no recollection of the past - light years ahead of you lies your future my friend, we will not shorten it for you (seeing that you also maybe are the owner of that petrol station in Pofadder and that many a man's wife will guess the number right). You are safe in our midst - we do not come in peace - we already are at peace with ourselves.
Dalene...
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Well Wednesday came and passed and we all forgot Koos was s'posed to be in O'mund yesterday...........Anyone bump into him/her? Sorry Koos, but I guess we were just too busy enjoying our lives to think of you.........
Not to say dreaming of a fantastic past and being depressed....
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My opinion .... Mmmm?
Go on Sandy. You know whos leg I was pulling ...
@ Georg .. Shh! I'm sending subliminal messages to Koos in those cartoons .......... maybe he will realise something and get help ...
SDorry Sandy, but see your "message". Is it my PC?
Click on the attachment clip and it will open.. there is no pic visible as its in MS Word format so it is sent as an attachment that has to be downloaded ... or it could be your PC .................
Thanks Sandy. I'll have to do that at home.
Is this you KOOS?
Quote from: Michael Alexander on February 15, 2008, 12:41:37 PM
Is this you KOOS?
NO
I THINK KOOS JACOBS STARTED AT CDM AS A APPIE, LATER BECAME A ENGINEER AND LEFT.
SORRY TO SEE CASEYS HAS GONE TO THE DOGS.
I WAS GLAD TO SEE THE GUN CLUB IS STILL OPEN ON WENSDAYS.
BierSuip
Georg... then i skat you must be about the same age as me.... 37-40.....
We will find you boet!
Georg or Koos???
ooops! You see what beer does 2 u!
That's okay Mike. As long as we don't have to worry about your gout. Oops! Sorry. Didn't want to spoil the taste....
Cheers mate... quickdop laughpoint
In 1hr 20 minutes, I can start round 2 of the drinking session for the weekend.... Games start at 17hoo and 19hoo and we Have the neighbours fondue at 19h00... so I'll take my TV with so I can watch my beloved Cheetah's snotklap the Lions...
going back to Koos. Anyone know the whereabouts of Koos van der Merwe?
Look in any joke.... :36_2_35:
daman
Sharp swaer, very sharp hey!
Ellen says the manager of beauvallon farm was Pollak? and one of his son's was Koos? Not sure about the facts here but she says they were a lot of kids and not too well off, so its possible he wasn't a happy chappy. They had to travel from Beauvallon farm daily to come to school, and probably didn't feel like part of the crowd. Ellen says, if she remembers correctly, the father was asked by someone to drop off a car engine at the garages by the bridge , and this engine was later found to have diamonds hidden in it. It seems the farm guy was innocent but according to CDM policy, still had to leave immediately. I can imagine that this would make anyone bitter about Oranjemund. Koos, are we close?
Florrie, I personally think KOOSIE is just giving us a good "gat krap". I still think it is some one in Town playing the fool. thumper
Oom Danie Pollard......
idontknow
Yes I think you right Michael
I should build a database of oranjemunders, you just type in the name and up comes a picture and reference of the person...... nice idea, but sounds like way tooooooo much graft!!
cookin
Yes way tooooo much graft, but would be very useful, with a then and now picture too. Think you are right Mike, Pollard sounds correct. Did he have a son called Koos?
mmmh! let me check the database..... AAGGGGH! damn, I never built one........ now we'll never know....
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By the way Mike. How does this site work? Do you have your own Server? Did you make at least a part of the software? What's the costs?
I'm nosey I know...
bling1
I rent server space on a server based in TEXAS, through a south african company... costs about R169.00 per month... they also allow me to use 2 databases, one which is used to drive this forum and a spare one which I have not decided to put to good use yet........
meanpuff
Makes about 15€ a month.
Is that a lot of mony for you? i remember 1000 Rand being good wages in the 70s. No comparicen, I know.
I'd better be careful how i answer this one! ....... NOPE! IT"S NOT........ Phew, that was easy!
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Sorry Mike. Didn't mean you personaly. It just bhard figuring out what the rand is realy worth. I think I had about 15 or 20 cents pocketmoney a week before I went to boarding school. It's not that it was much money, but I'm sure you wouldn't even be able to buy a niggerball with that amount nowadays. We used to pay 1/2 cent in those days. I remember the !/" cent coin being realy big. Just like the niggerball. I loved tiger comics. I think they costed about 10 cents... And so on...
Sure Jnr that was ages ago............
Niggerball? Ssssssh! the race police might hear you.......
I beleive ADSL will be in Omund in the next month or two... already in a few other places in Nam, but once again the Monopoly called telecom has caps in place.... N$237.00 per month for a 1 gig cap, and N$0.15 cents for every meg thereafter..... Bastards..... 1 movie is already 700 megs...... (ahem! Legal movie)
swink
eee-ah!
They're aslways legal Mike. Of course.
swink
Not much cheaper here either Mike; MWeb R229 per month fo 1gig and then R99 for a recap of another gig.
I believe that in July next year.... the new cable will be connected and we will be all enjoying broadband at a massive discounted rate..... if Jacob Zuma allows us of course.....
Your big brother or Big Brother???
Skrew Koos
:emot19: No thank you, Keith. Does'nt sound like fun........
Pole and all...... :emot19:
Hey Mike,you still looking for Koos........!/? :emot77:
Adriaan! Do you know...?
Me thinks that we're giving Koos way too much attention
AGREED .. HERES KOOS'S LATEST SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE
@ Patricia: But entertaining... youch, youch...
@ SandyB: :emot19:
Talking of Koos; he has gone awfully quiet lately.............hey Koos Koos, are you alright???
No George,but i had you for a moment heheheh.Now see there was Koos Van Rooyen,Koos Jacobs Koos,Koos @#OOS maybe it is someone near........ iknow allgood