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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => The Joke Corner for all => Topic started by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 08, 2008, 10:35:20 AM

Title: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 08, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS

Georg sen asked his 10-year old Georg jun son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' Georg jun said, bursting into tears.
'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, i asked what was wrong.

Georg sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for'.

Hope he is happy today  bling1


Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georg ruf jr. on January 08, 2008, 11:28:55 AM
hey, that's cheeky. I was only a kid then. Sheesh! :emot77:
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 08, 2008, 02:54:36 PM
The only thing I know that gets "laid" is a egg!

:emot19:
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 08, 2008, 03:00:00 PM
@ Paula
Well let me tell you about the birds and the bees and you will understand, its about time...... allgood
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 08, 2008, 03:03:23 PM
do tell, this should be good!

:emot19: :36_2_35:
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georg ruf jr. on January 08, 2008, 05:51:12 PM
I think it's tooooo late for Paula. She's an old women now...   e180 e154
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 08, 2008, 08:10:27 PM






Quote from: georgswa on January 08, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS

Georg sen asked his 10-year old Georg jun son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' Georg jun said, bursting into tears.
'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, i asked what was wrong.

Georg sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for'.




Daddy Georg it seems to me that you did tell Boy Georg about the Birds and the Bee's     
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georg ruf jr. on January 08, 2008, 08:11:14 PM
(Me's blushing...)
Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 09, 2008, 12:28:03 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on January 08, 2008, 05:51:12 PM
I think it's tooooo late for Paula. She's an old women now...   e180 e154

Hey, Smart Arse! You are same age as me, so shut the *&#@ up!  :emot19:

Anyhow how would you know what I know about the birds and the bees, hmmmmm?  :emot172:

Georgswa, I think hes overdue a hiding from dad!

yesno







Title: Re: A 10 YEAR OLD'S STRESS
Post by: georg ruf jr. on January 09, 2008, 12:37:39 PM
It took you 16 hours to realise we're the same age. Do you know now what I mean about "to old"ßßß

yesno laughpoint bighug