A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and then ate him.
The Morals of the Story are:
1. Not everyone who drops s_hit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s_hit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep s_hit, keep your mouth shut!
strange, strange, but true!
Mike, I hope you are paying attention to number 3!
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me? are you still talking to me?
Maybe it would help if you just ignore her. By the way. There's a "Paula free topic" on the board. Paula promised not to look and not to write. But I'm sure she's already cheated and has peeked in...
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