The Topless Oranjemunder!

[Michael Alexander]

I was just outside , moving the sprayer, I glanced up, there was my neighbour, Chris Smit, Like me, .... topless , only a pair of shorts on, also plonking around his garden.., it reminded me, that my father in law, Mike Voden, who retired and left Omund, 4 weeks ago, was the same, on the weekend, topless, a pair of grey shorts in the garden, ..... I to, like him and Chris..... Topless, in Oranjemund.....

[Rhona]

I remember the days when you only wore a t-shirt running around the beach  Good to see you have the good sense to swop your one item of clothes 

[Michael Alexander]

Er.... uhm... does it help, if I tell ye.... that my socks are still on....................

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[Rhona]

Hope you're not a socks and sandals kinda guy............ 

[Michael Alexander]

Did Jesus wear socks with HIS sandals on a Sunday?

[Rhona]

Don't think they had socks back in those days......but am open to correction

[Michael Alexander]

WELLLLLLL THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! let me inform you..... Yes, there were socks back then, but on that particular day, he was not wearing any socks....cos, he was missing one of them...... It would have been a miracle if he could have found the missing sock!!!!!!!!!!