If You Were Voting in the British Elections, Who would you Vote For?

[Michael Alexander]

If You Were Voting in the British Elections, Who would you Vote For?

[toonfandangl]

A British politician was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the politician. 'How about global warming or universal health care',or the economy'....... and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be  interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The politician, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care and economics when you don't know shit?

I only know that It will not change my life who ever is voted in.....................give "Paula" a go...............................................................................