Husband for sale - what offers?

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

THIS IS NOT A SAMPLE!

1 X Husband for sale, pretty good condition (apart from the occassional gout attack), well house-trained (he even managed to take the rubbish out this morning), very good at webdesign and has a good sense of humour (I hope).

The buyer must support the Cheetah's, enjoy braaiing and beer!!!!!!

What offers?

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

Hi Michele

Just keep him, you want find a better  :P

Georg

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Hi Georg

Don't worry - he knows I would never trade him for the world!

We just need to have a good sense of humour to still be living in O'mund and also working together at Spar!

Michele

[bobbysmith]

ive trawled the whole word useing your description of the said item,come to one conclusion,SEND THE MAN TO ME,;[WOT KAK  WE WOULD INFLICT ON THE UNSUSPECTING]POSTAL ADDRESS TO FOLLOW hope he likes braai ing in the snow,goy plenty of cherries for the gout,ps has he tried them?if not ,send me your address and i will post the remedy,pps,got any vacancies,im soooo homesick,take good care michelle,maybe one day hey xxx

[Sheena]

Michelle,

You probably meant what offer we would accept to take him off your hands!!  There is no way we are paying for Mike!!  Imagine, Cheetah supporter and all...

Shame, you're not that bad Mike.  Some of us still like you.

[Donald Duck]

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