Old Is.....

[Michael Alexander]

Thanks John, ..

Mike Voden, pay attention....

"'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face..

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN.
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

(I sent this in large type so you can read it)"

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

Son in law, be careful of what you inherit, and I do not mean my old B&D orange drill

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

well mr voden,   at least we know how you look when you are old,other mike is still wondering,how he is going to turn out......

[henniek]

  . Yes and OLD is =   . no1. " I like this new hearing aid of mine. the best there is , works like a charm "
no 2 " What type is it ? " .... no 1 " O , lets see , the time is 12h30 "