A bot attack!

[SandyB]

You even have spinners and boomboxers up there ?? dont these poor  a.. holes  ever grow up .. who they trying to impress ??

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

    -  Like clockwork everyday at 5pm this stupid freak stops in the road with a bloody car that has a boombox in, turned up at full volume.  All the windows in my office rattle, you can't speak on the phone...   If only it were decent music, but it's just a load of crap and noise.  Then he takes off with spinning tyres   - ....

Mark my words, one of these days I'm gonna storm out here and rip those speakers right out of his car.  Sometimes think that's what gives momentum to the piece of crap he's driving, so I don't know how he manages to spin it.

[Carl Wrbka]

Do I detect traces of Groot Oom Dirk in that last posting? Gee hulle gas Dalene.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

@ Dalene

Throw powder all over his car and then tell him " now when your boombox is going and you spin your tyres as you take off at least there will also be what looks like smoke, now that will really be cool"

[Michael Alexander]

I just cleaned the pool, sipping a beer with Cat Stevens singing The first cut is the deepest ... on my 4th draught.... with the braai fire going a bomb behind me.... whilst I print out cheat codes for Shannon for Sims 2.....

LIFES GREAT!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Yip it is, but just remember Michael, you go back to work soon!!!     

How you feeling now?   

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

    Paula,  I love your plan about the baby powder!     

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

I'm glad I could help 

[SandyB]

The wheelie popers remind me of when i was in high school at Wellington ... the Datsun 1600 SSS came out ..  reputed to be the  first standard  manufacture 1600 that  could  reach 160 Km/Hr and sustain it very well  .. under the bonnet  one huge carburettor to  deliver  fuel five speed gearbox the whole tut ... anyhow if one  remembers datsun had an odd  gear  layout ..  where  first  normally is  sits  reverse ..  .. they had a beeper to  warn  one .. any  this  one afternoon  here comes  mr windgat with his very new  soon to be  Dustbin Cripple S... stops at the traffic  light  .. music blaring ..  revving  while waiting for the lights to change ..  ligths turn green .. he pops the clutch  .. spinning of  wheels and smoke and the car  flies  backwards into the  huge  american car behind him ..  crash  .. the car looks more like a hatchback !! in sy moer !! stupid ass ...   forgot the  gear layout  and could not hear  warning beeper   cos of all the noise in his haste  to "impress "   what he  thought to be his admiring public ...
We had one do the same thing the other day  in his zooted up corsa .. dropped what i assume to be brother at the school and did the pop clutch number  a cloud of smoke car struggling to hold direction .. all of a sudden a loud bang ..  driveshaft  totalled snapped off from  continious abuse .. car crippled  and  his  admiring  public laughing at him ...

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

There is nothing that beats the Afrikaans expression in situations like you described, Sandy.


"Lekker Bliksem, jy wil mos!"

[Michael Alexander]

or ...... "Kry vir jou!"

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Is somebody serving breakfast in here as it sure is busy online this morning! Good morning to Bertie, Cherry, Jr and Wayne!



Don't you just love school holidays - an extra 1/2 an hour in the morning to spend online!

  pan

[Bertie Horak]

Hi Michele,
Popped in early to see if there's any left-overs, but no luck.  Just some dirty glasses!
Finished first patient already (emergency 6h30), so I'll have to go without brekkies!
Enjoy holiday!

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

What a dedicated dentist you are!

I was also hoping for some leftovers but seems we'll have to go without!

Wish I was still on holiday but my desk looks pretty scary after only being away for a week plus one of my staff members went on leave yesterday - she is getting married next Saturday. Luckily the rest of us all pull together and share the workload!

Have a good day, I guess I should start getting ready!

[Cherry (Alcock)]

Hi Michele,

I was hoping for a big, fat greasy breakfast (something I very rarely eat!) as I have a day from hel today and need the fortification.  Ah well, looks like the usual All Bran and banana for me today!