A bot attack!

[Rhona]

        Guess we aren't going to leave you fight of the Bots alone - what a team; kinda like Charlies angels - where the hell is Charlie when you need him......

Yo Charlie - what's happening?

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

      drinks all round please dont leave me again it, though i seen something and shot but missed

[Rhona]

Keep shooting - those Bots will think twice before attacking us............

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Bl*dy hell we on 3pages already. Just going to pour a

Can I be the Drew Barrymore one?     Charlie a.k.a Daddy Georg left us the big poop.

[Rhona]

Mike will be impressed that we got so much milage out of his Bot Attack topic - if nothing else he will have good giggle............can I be Lucy Lu - reckon I'd be a great kicker...........

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

O.K Barbara you the other chick.  My Stephen's chick ....Cameron Dias......can i change can i change

[Rhona]

Oh go on so - you can change...........can I be wonder women?

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

She's gone, Barbara just left us...didn't even say  just snuck away.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

South Africa's perimeter's are secured.    Rhona


                 



and   to all you unsuspecting O'munders

[barb (Fry)]

For you techies out there, we had a massive bot attack, well not a real attack, more like a mass visit... you will notice that the number of people online at the same time has rocketed to 53, up from 25.... these are not all real people, but spider bots that trawl the net, sniffing for information, names, places etc, these in turn help search engines find specific names.....

just a point of interest....

oh my gawd = now what ????

[Michael Alexander]

Oh My word..... I sit here this morning in utter disbelief..... what have I gone and done, I left the blonde squad alone, without briefing them properly, The bimbo security company has shot holes all over the place, whacked a few friendly bots in the process...... I will need a few hours to clear my head.... and it would appear if you three were having a tri nation pissup at the same time..... blonde heads are gonna roll........   :emot19:

[Rhona]

Sorry about that Mike and every one else who is reading  - we did our best, but sleep got the better of us...............In our defence - It seemed like a good idea at the time; we hang our heads in shame 
You guys might think twice before leaving the 'Blonde Squad' to defend - especially when the bar is unattended....

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

At least close the bar.

Serious now what is this bot thing? Why does it happen? Get names for what?  Please tell us in simple terms................Unless you want us to stand guard again to-nite.

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Saw them, the bloody buggers  -  at one stage about 14 logged in at the same time as 4 or 5 users.  Wish I knew how to hack them and scramble their every bit of software to pieces.  Them that causes slow responses etc.  Now if they would only use the info for good purpose, but no...........

These fools able to 'grab' us individually when logged on?  Just to blond to know for real all the tech possibilities?

[Donald Duck]

Firstly the term Bot is derived from the word Robot which in turn is derived from the Czechoslovakian word "robota" which simply means work. Bot is a generic term and is used to describe an automatom or automated process in both the real world and the computer world. Search engines use Bots to spider websites with and online games such as Quake use Bots as artificial opponents. Bots do not need to eat, drink or sleep and will relentlessly do their masters bidding until told to stop.