A bot attack!

[Michael Alexander]

          

I'm not allowed to braai and act stupid anymore!

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Why?    'Cos you pregnant????

[Michael Alexander]

Nope....I er! uhm! might have been overdoing the boozin' and meat thing a wee bit too much of late....   

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Fare enough..........tra lalalala....

[Michael Alexander]

She just cares about me....this I know   

[Rhona]

I understand the braai thing - but how's Michele going to stop you acting stupid.......it's what you do best 

[Michael Alexander]

Why You......Grrr! Gnash!  Wail....... Sunday is gonna be 28 degrees here, perfect for braai...Ok the wind might be a tad strong from the east..... but it's fine....I have my bakkie, my dog.... so I'll just head to the beach.......

Stupid is as stupid does!

[Rhona]

...........uhm!............damn and  blast! I can't think of anything witty and intelligent to say back..........uhm!.......... well you just go to the beach then.........I'm..........uhm!.........I'm going to the kitchen now to cook dinner.......damn!

[Michael Alexander]

witty you mumbling about?

   

[Rhona]

Dinner - man..........I'm mumbling about dinner - I was thinking I might make hamburgers; I have a great recipe handed down from my dad 

[Michael Alexander]

... and the GREEN veggies that go with it.... you gonna have a kid woman, get with the program... 

[Rhona]

Okay! Okay! I'll save that recipe for when I visit you - or maybe you'll be making them for the reunion!!! 

[Michael Alexander]

Phew! I caught you just in time there.... I could never be pregnant..(If I was female) ...COuld never eat or drink the right things I guess....

[Rhona]

Who says what's right and what's wrong to eat - it's only what the body looks for and craves and if that's a lump of coal - so be it...............am I right Doc. Bertie? 

[Michael Alexander]

Go on Doc....You tell that Red House Pregnant Girl what coal can do to your in sides....      202