A bot attack!

[Michael Alexander]

Mmmh! This feels like DeJaVu!   were'nt we here before....     U and that grandma with the fallen boobies r not gonna catch me twice.....  rooster    

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I do.....I do... always perks the  up.
How does it go again?  I could faintly hear you humming the tune OH HE of the fallen dodats.
You should hum it more often,quite a perky little number.  rooster

[Michael Alexander]

Oh Yes! Now I remember, you were getting old and your hearing and eyesight is failing you and you want me to SHOUT ! loud!

[Michael Alexander]

Oi! where's everyone gone?  Off to watch rugger.... I guess..... there's still 15 minutes..... Gee! the wind is at Gale force in Omund today.......   

[Bertie Horak]

Seems to be howling wind everywhere.  Drove through Franschoek, Caledon, Napier, Hermanus today.  Wind all the way.

[Michael Alexander]

Napier, thats the place where old Oranjemunders Bill & Lilian Grey rest!

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

..en dis waar my skoonseun gebore is.

I sincerely hope the wind is busy blowing it's self out before next Saturday....I do not need wind.

[Bertie Horak]

Beautiful little village.  Just unfortunate that the estate agent there told me they cater for overseas buyers, so they make the prices as high as possible, and he knows everything is overpriced, bugger the locals.  I got in my car and left.  A**hole.
Warning to all taking the N2 highway - there's a lot of STOP/GO roadworks and you may wait up to 20 minutes at some stops.  Left at 8h00 this morning, and just got back in time for the rugby at 16h15.

[Michael Alexander]

...... and the road between town and the gate is ,,,,,,, safe...safe for the dronk wandering gemsbok that likes ol' david long!

[Rhona]

What's happening guys? 

[Michael Alexander]

Ok!  I have to admit, that I am a country music nutter!   There it's out......

Well,,,,my neighbour came by and needed music converted and dumped onto cd for him.... he's gone now, but, I have all his music and I am going through it right now,,,,, all old stuff (country, save for the fact that it's all Afrikaaners singing it......) wow! Nice stuff...songs...like.... the gambler, Queen of hearts.,...Loving arms, arms of Mary....Rhinestone cowboy.........   banjo

[Rhona]

..............Oh how I wish I was lying in the arms of Mary.........lalalalalalala  banjo

God taste there Mr. Alexander  rooster

[Michael Alexander]

When you say "god' do you mean I am so awesome, that I am like god....or ruin my evening and say you meant to spell "good!"

[Rhona]

Uhm!..........if I'm to be honest with you - I meant you are truley brilliant - yeah! you be awesome ............okay! okay! it is an incorrect spelling - I lied and I'm oh! so sorry  ............but you still be brilliant  ..........yeah! I know - too little too late!!!

[Clive Symes]

sometimes a bit can be more than enough!!! ( and I mean a bit and not a BITE)