A bot attack!

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

I'm taking my position of Chief of Munitions very seriously and have just completed stock-take - there's just one problem - we have no stock! Is there a free munitions store here somewhere, like the free bar that everyone except Mike knows about?



Just point me in the right direction!

Bev - are you there? I guess we won't be seeing Sandy tonight so I hope you can handle the bar by yourself on a Friday night!

[Rhona]

Have no fear Michele - I'm in charge of the weapons - and there is an endless supply of water pistols and pea-shooters........and I'm not afraid to use them!!!
Oh waiter! A couple of glasses of your finest champagne for the ladies please..........

[val]

hi diana rhona michelle delene i want to join the bot squad at what rank can i join. lets see can we kick these guys guys assas. and see if we can kick the shit out of them as they are 

[SandyB]

Val .. you  voted  onto Bot  squad  .. as a newcomer >>>  frontgunner  ,  and  bar  duty  when I  am  off  duty  ..  plenty of  perks   with  that job ..  see you  get  free  Bubbly as well.. 

[SandyB]

Bar is dead quiet .. went  out for dinner .. "Greek " in little Mowbray ... had lamb shank  some good red  and two ouzo's to finish off ... feeling  nice and mellow .. so might skipduty 2night ..  then again I have able deputies .. Bev as an old hand is assistant  part of the  peks of succession  an dbeing connected .. Val  for initiation .. into the deep end .. bar duty for you ..

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I,m just popping in to take a peek very tired and cold to-nite.

[bobbysmith]

got a cuddly bod and a nice hot bed diana,take your pick,god bless cold ,ha ha xxx

[Bev Coates (Now Walker)]

Hi Val glad to have you on board to assist me in giving drinks away to anyone who wants them ....and its all freeeeeeeeee.......and to be honest ......you'll be bored to death so bring a good book........ive not served 1 drink yet......i just drink it all myself cause no one is ever here......well it is 2am,,,,,,never see any bots........think thats mailnly cause i am a bot myself.....i never log out......... or i would never log on again......i just forget the bloody passwords for everything................but at least while you all sleep soundly in your beds you can be assured IM HERE......looking out for you all.....and helping myself to the bar......

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Huba  Huba   Huba       Where's all the bodies to-nite.     No bots about so we can party   

Come now Val I'll teach you the routine, have you got your leather thigh high boots on?

Lets go......       

[val]

hi diana val here i tried the pole dancing thing after guzzleres on friday night with our fan and fell on my gat great bruised arm now chris pissing himself.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

No....no   not fans, bad idea.    I'll have to give you some extra lessons this week so that you can catch up. First of all I've ordered your uniform from Michelle should arrive in about 3-4 days. Attached see photo.   One size fits all so no need for measurements.     To-nite we can just warm up with some   hoolahoop1    and

[val]

hi thanks for info does  the costume come in extra large i will need exsensive lessons seen i fell over fan????????

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Like I said one size fits all, don't panic we all had a fair share of buises when we started.

Want another beer or shall we polish off the whiskey (Johnny Walker Blue)  seeing as though we alone here with NO barman.

[val]

only one bottle of blue???

[SandyB]

Girls !!  you  having  unsupervised fun I see !!  I pop in  and  what do  I see Chaos in  the  brewing .. Went out for dinner again .. cold winter weather and my home closes in on me .. so I escape ... new  Asian  place in Obs .. nice food ..  bent poles  broken fans .. what next  ... ??