A bot attack!

[Rhona]

And then there was 5.........whoo hoo, the Blonde Squad now has Diana; Dalene; Barbara; Bev and Rhona.....
We are the famous five;
Dalene, Bev and Barb
Rho and Di the Bot-busters
la la la la

@ Mike...........Bring back our bar

[Bev Coates (Now Walker)]

 hoolahoop1   just read what mike said about this site being for techies or something.......well i am one.......i love that sort of dancing dont you rhona....... hoolahoop1
yes bring the bar back mike.........in fact no one told me you had one   something else ive been missing..........


glad to be on board......

[Rhona]

The more the merrier Bev, all you need is a beer in one hand and your    in the other...........Bet Mike never told you the bar was free..............well technically it's only free when everyone has gone to bed and the Blonde Squad take over the site...........such fun to be left roaming around with no supervision  :emot98:

[Bev Coates (Now Walker)]

up to this last week im usually the one who does the night shift on here.......some times the odd person....usually mike....and thats not why i say odd........but he pops on now and again.....and has never ever offered me a drink........so ill be asking him about that.....cause no doubt he'll be wanting me to buy him a drink in november........

[Rhona]

That pup was keeping all the drink for himself - good thing we found the key; it's hidden under the beer mat...... Sssshhh!! Don't tell Mike I told you - it's a secret......

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Hell, I found the beer as well  -  didn't leave them unopened     

Now, after a few  -  just read that whole blerrie book Kenny has published here about them bot's and trawlers (thought that was a vessel used at sea to haul fish with a net)  -  so now I've come to the conclusion...

these bot bliksems use trawlers who fish for our info and bottle it somewhere for later consumption -  this brew labled then Spam! 

Think I got the thing figured out right...... 

[Rhona]

                                                  :emot98:

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Good work girls.......I had other Bot's to sort out last nite.......A blonds work is never done.

[Donald Duck]

Ladies,

Here is a list of "known" bots to watch out for........
I always find it easier myself to deal with them if you converse using their name....

P.S.
For a list of User-Agents (including bots) in the wild, see www.botsvsbrowsers.com

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ABCdatos BotLink
Acme.Spider
Ahoy! The Homepage Finder
Alkaline
Anthill
Walhello appie
Arachnophilia
Arale
Araneo
AraybOt
ArchitextSpider
Aretha
ARIADNE
arks
AskJeeves
ASpider (Associative Spider)
ATN Worldwide
Atomz.com Search Robot
AURESYS
BackRub
Bay Spider
BBot
Big Brother
Bjaaland
BlackWidow
Die Blinde Kuh
Bloodhound
Borg-Bot
BoxSeaBot
bright.net caching robot
BSpider
CACTVS Chemistry Spider
Calif
Cassandra
Digimarc Marcspider/CGI
Checkbot
ChristCrawler.com
churl
cIeNcIaFiCcIoN.nEt
CMC/0.01
Collective
Combine System
Conceptbot
ConfuzzledBot
CoolBot
Web Core / Roots
XYLEME Robot
Internet Cruiser Robot
Cusco
CyberSpyder Link Test
CydralSpider
Desert Realm Spider
DeWeb(c) Katalog/Index
DienstSpider
Digger
Digital Integrity Robot
Direct Hit Grabber
DNAbot
DownLoad Express
DragonBot
DWCP (Dridus' Web Cataloging Project)
e-collector
EbiNess
EIT Link Verifier Robot
ELFINBOT
Emacs-w3 Search Engine
ananzi
esculapio
Esther
Evliya Celebi
FastCrawler
Fluid Dynamics Search Engine robot
Felix IDE
Wild Ferret Web Hopper #1, #2, #3
FetchRover
fido
Hämähäkki
KIT-Fireball
Fish search
Fouineur
Robot Francoroute
Freecrawl
FunnelWeb
gammaSpider, FocusedCrawler
gazz
GCreep
GetBot
GetURL
Golem
Googlebot
Grapnel/0.01 Experiment
Griffon
Gromit
Northern Light Gulliver
Gulper Bot
HamBot
Harvest
havIndex
HI (HTML Index) Search
Hometown Spider Pro
ht://dig
HTMLgobble
Hyper-Decontextualizer
iajaBot
IBM_Planetwide
Popular Iconoclast
Ingrid
Imagelock
IncyWincy
Informant
InfoSeek Robot 1.0
Infoseek Sidewinder
InfoSpiders
Inspector Web
IntelliAgent
I, Robot
Iron33
Israeli-search
JavaBee
JBot Java Web Robot
JCrawler
Jeeves
JoBo Java Web Robot
Jobot
JoeBot
The Jubii Indexing Robot
JumpStation
image.kapsi.net
Katipo
KDD-Explorer
Kilroy
KO_Yappo_Robot
LabelGrabber
larbin
legs
Link Validator
LinkScan
LinkWalker
Lockon
logo.gif Crawler
Lycos
Mac WWWWorm
Magpie
marvin/infoseek
Mattie
MediaFox
MerzScope
NEC-MeshExplorer
MindCrawler
mnoGoSearch search engine software
moget
MOMspider
Monster
Motor
MSNBot
Muncher
Muninn
Muscat Ferret
Mwd.Search
Internet Shinchakubin
NDSpider
Nederland.zoek
NetCarta WebMap Engine
NetMechanic
NetScoop
newscan-online
NHSE Web Forager
Nomad
The NorthStar Robot
nzexplorer
ObjectsSearch
Occam
HKU WWW Octopus
OntoSpider
Openfind data gatherer
Orb Search
Pack Rat
PageBoy
ParaSite
Patric
pegasus
The Peregrinator
PerlCrawler 1.0
Phantom
PhpDig
PiltdownMan
Pimptrain.com's robot
Pioneer
html_analyzer
Portal Juice Spider
PGP Key Agent
PlumtreeWebAccessor
Poppi
PortalB Spider
psbot
GetterroboPlus Puu
The Python Robot
Raven Search
RBSE Spider
Resume Robot
RoadHouse Crawling System
RixBot
Road Runner: The ImageScape Robot
Robbie the Robot
ComputingSite Robi/1.0
RoboCrawl Spider
RoboFox
Robozilla
Roverbot
RuLeS
SafetyNet Robot
Scooter
Sleek
Search.Aus-AU.COM
SearchProcess
Senrigan
SG-Scout
ShagSeeker
Shai'Hulud
Sift
Simmany Robot Ver1.0
Site Valet
Open Text Index Robot
SiteTech-Rover
Skymob.com
SLCrawler
Inktomi Slurp
Smart Spider
Snooper
Solbot
Spanner
Speedy Spider
spider_monkey
SpiderBot
Spiderline Crawler
SpiderMan
SpiderView(tm)
Spry Wizard Robot
Site Searcher
Suke
suntek search engine
Sven
Sygol
TACH Black Widow
Tarantula
tarspider
Tcl W3 Robot
TechBOT
Templeton
TeomaTechnologies
TITAN
TitIn
The TkWWW Robot
TLSpider
UCSD Crawl
UdmSearch
UptimeBot
URL Check
URL Spider Pro
Valkyrie
Verticrawl
Victoria
vision-search
void-bot
Voyager
VWbot
The NWI Robot
W3M2
WallPaper (alias crawlpaper)
the World Wide Web Wanderer
w@pSpider by wap4.com
WebBandit Web Spider
WebCatcher
WebCopy
webfetcher
The Webfoot Robot
Webinator
weblayers
WebLinker
WebMirror
The Web Moose
WebQuest
Digimarc MarcSpider
WebReaper
webs
Websnarf
WebSpider
WebVac
webwalk
WebWalker
WebWatch
Wget
whatUseek Winona
WhoWhere Robot
Wired Digital
Weblog Monitor
w3mir
WebStolperer
The Web Wombat
The World Wide Web Worm
WWWC Ver 0.2.5
WebZinger
XGET

[Michael Alexander]

Thats the stuff Kenny, keep throwing more wood on the fire.....   grab

[Donald Duck]

Catch a Bot - Competion starts now......

Rules :

1) Only female "bod bodyguards" are allowed to enter this competition.
2) All bots captured must be photographed by the captor and sent to Michael and Kenny - only full length body shots of the captured and the captor will be accepted.
3) In the aforementioned rule the inclusion of the bot is optional.
4) All bots captured must be delivered by the captor to Michael and Kenny in a naked state - that is the captured, not the captor, although the reverse may be ordained once we have had a good look at the photographs of the captors.

Simple hey........

[SandyB]

Makes me think of  ' The Matrix "

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

I found that backrub bot captured it and now have it trained to rub my back while I was on guard.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Here's SHAGSEEKER bot sealed and delivered

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I've been trying to catch Victoria bot for most of the nite but she keeps geeting her boobs stuck in my web search box and I can't pull her out. You try from your end Barbara I'll push and you pull.