A bot attack!

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

My regards to Dieter, have a good time.... 

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Will do, see you to-morrow     

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Well, here I am all alone on a Saturday night with  with my comfy takkies on and bottle of mineral water on hand.

Perhaps I'll just get comfy on the couch and  :emot26: and see who pops in.

Rhona and Diana (hey Diana how does Mother Di sound - you know almost like Lady Di?) have given their apologies - off to  braai and  parties.

[bobbysmith]

bish,bang wallop,ahh no pretendy bouncers on the door tonight,[bobby floors the pretend bouncers,piddled on his organic vodka]strutts his funky belly over to the one person in the bar ans says,well looky here,you look wonderfull tonight,play your cards rite and you could even be let to buy me a tripple,dont fret pet,ive got the coke

[SandyB]

Hoo  boy  !1 i wlk in and find Bobby all alone .. and he's talking funny .. looking rather blurry ..  not  me  him just blurry ..  went  down to new seafood place down the road .. a dining disapointment of the first ranking ..  its and offshoot of a  sucessful  establishment in kalk bay  ..  but if i was the owner   I would be looking after my new baby  to  get it on its feet properly ..  and  my sentiment is i want more  local eateries .. but if they carry on the way they are then they are doomed .. i  will be phoning the  owner at her kalk bay establishment  tomorrow  and   give her my sentiment  and   my good wish to see her  succeed , but that i do not see it happening  if that was my first experience ..  So Bobby  enough from  me ..    how you  otherwise .. ?? yu  find  any  broken barstools  ?? that was Diana and Michele .. if you find a pair of  discarded red stilhettoes ..  they  belonged to Michele .. goodness  no ! dont put them on .. they cause reckless behaviour .. 

[bobbysmith]

new baby sandy!!!!!wot you been upto bud,too many gins my good lad,pop next door and they will give you a strong black coffee,im helping michelle ease her daily/nightly tensions,as for the high heals/too pissed to spell stilletoes/they are yours.cant imagine me wearing them,havent got the get up to go with it,listen to me,im pissed.

[SandyB]

You pissed .. Methinks so   .. Michele  offline and  you still seeing her around the bar  .. i would be careful on  way  home .. never know  what will happen if  you  still  seeing folk that ahve logged  off   .... 

[bobbysmith]

in the bushes,traitor giving our secret away

[SandyB]

Which  secret ?? 

[bobbysmith]

who pinched the tortoises from cocky browns house,i remember his dad throwing a tortoise aganst the wall,i ran at him and he hit me ,went home and told harry and gladys,it was gladys ,my mom who sorted mr brown out,aunty [your mom]ellenore and gladys got us to gather the tortoises up and we took them to the first ave trees and let them all go

[SandyB]

Shee .. now  you  really brought one up  from the past ..  thats good going  ..   as for the Brown family ..  Ok no more said .. 

[Michael Alexander]

Mike A, stumbles into the smoked filled bar, stepping over the pretend bouncer who is now laying sprawled on the floor, is utterly suprised to see that only Sandy and good ol' Bobby are propped up against the bar...."where's the wenches ?" he enquires of the two, sipping a Johnny walker and soda.....

[SandyB]

Its the cigars .. they  very smokey ..  as for the wenches  .. dont forget they all married and have omlette  duty and other things to attend to  .. and  yes  me  and  bud Bob are indeed  sprawled .. what else happens on boys  nights ??.. we  get motherless ...

[Michael Alexander]

 :emot78: "Wah! , I miss my mother!". the alcohol starts to play with my emotions..... If only there was a bot squad member around to pick on..... "Where';s the leprechaun and the bouncing boob lady tonight?"

[bobbysmith]

driffting and humming a phill collins tune in my head,no bugger to chat to[im mean im pissed again]sandy appears ,i tell him,do you rember sitting on uncle harrys shoulders at the moths fireworks display and uncle harry takeing a sky rocket in the chest,buys mike a slimline scotch,double,neat cos we gonna get hammerd tonight,mikes invited me for ommeletts