A bot attack!

[Carl Wrbka]

Nope, Lara Croft herself.

Hi Rhona, I believe it's your birthday today. Hope you have a great one and get lots of prezzies. Don't party too much tonite, we need you back here bright and early tomorrow morning.    e154

[Rhona]

Tomorrow morning - don't make me laugh, I might be here - but I'll probably need to be minded........

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Can I bring Angelina too?

Sure bring her if you want BUT no children allowed.Although I wouldn't have thought you needed her with Rhona and I around.       Beats fat lips any day.
I suppose now that the bots have wished Rhona I should get back to work....
 

[Carl Wrbka]

 

Good remedy for the morning after syndrome: Buy yourself a saline drip from a pharmacy and hook it up. Works wonders. Got this tip from a paramedic at work this morning. Apparently 99% of the morning after misery is caused by dehydration.

[Rhona]

I think I'd prefer to drink a bottle of water for dehydration but thanks for the tip     

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

We don't have hangovers in this bar as we are permenatly  drunk....    

Gosh best I watch my spelling before Chris starts darling and loviesing me. That just won't do.

[Rhona]

Oh I say Dahling - you are looking mighty fine tonight luvie.........     

[Carl Wrbka]

 

We don't have hangovers in this bar as we are permenatly  drunk....    

Gosh best I watch my spelling before Chris starts darling and loviesing me. That just won't do.

:emot19: You noticed. Quite an alert bot buster, our Diana.

[Rhona]

All Bot Busters are alert, Carl - that's why we got the job in the first place
           

[Rhona]

I'm roaming around the site - just myself and seven Bots
             
AND
             
There will be NO 
Ah! me work is done and I'm all alone - how about a wee song from the birthday girl - an Irish song that yer oul' fella used to sing when he was jarred at a hooley........
         

Ahem!!! la laa laaa laaaaa

'When boyhoods' fire was in my blood
I read of ancient freemen,
For Greece and Rome who bravely stood,
Three hundred men and three men;
And then I prayed I yet might see
Our fetters rent in twain,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

A nation once again,
A nation once again,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

And from that time, through wildest woe,
That hope has shone a far light,
Nor could loves' brightest summer glow
Outshine that solemn starlight;
It seemed to watch above my head
In forum, field and fane
Its angel voice sang round my bed,
A nation once again!

A nation once again,
A nation once again,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

lalalalalalala         

[SandyB]

Uh Oh !  our  birthday girl is  alone in the bar  helping herself from the  shelves  mixing drinks and now  sloshed and singing   patriotic songs ...   those  bots are indeed in  danger .. 

[Rhona]

Ah Sandy me oul friend - hows about a few lines of 'whiskey in the jar'

'As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier,
Saying 'Stand and deliver, or the devil he may take ya'

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it was a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I brought it home to Jenny.
She swore that she loved me and never would she leave me
But the devil take the woman, for they never can be easy.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
And sent for Captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

'Twas in the early morning before I rose to travel,
up comes a band of foot men and likewise Captain Farrell.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water, so a prisoner I was taken.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

If anyone can aid me, it's me brother in the army,
If I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
And I swear he'll treat me better than my own dear darling Jenny.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

Now some men take delight in the carraiges a-rolling,
And others take delight in the hurling and the bowling.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

                 

[SandyB]

Tempo picking up I see ?/ ok theres plenty of whiskey in the jar  .. enjoy .. can hear the song ringing in my ears .. heard it one night in sportsmans .. we can guess which crowd of  folk were singing it hey ??

[Rhona]

It wouldn't happen to be my dear mom and my aunty Vi by any chance, now would it Sandy.........

Musha ring dumma do dumma da, (clap! clap! clap! clap!)
Whack for my daddy-o (clap! clap!)
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

[SandyB]

Now theres a clever girl !  I see the  jar of Whiskey has not compromised your  thinking  yet  ...      take it  easy .. you dont want  to be work allergic two mondays in a row now ??