A bot attack!

[Rhona]

  Hello! Hello! is there anyone out there to help....we are under attack - 25 Bots and I'm all alone  - Can anyone hear me?...............Well lookee here - what is this? A new supply of drink......mmmm! Let's see -  - not bad!    - better!  - whoo Hoo I'll have me a few more of these fellas        ......aaaaaah!  hic!  hic!  hic!  I think I better sneak off to bed...... 

[Michael Alexander]

The bloody leprechaun is pissed again..... trashed this bar......      

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Rhona  -  you not supposed to use the     tea tin!   It's       good for  junior..... 

[Bertie Horak]

Can one-and-a-half little leprechaun make such a big mess?????  Wow!

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Come to think of it......  could have been one and a half leprechaun and one and a half Michelle  -  that makes 3 of them  -  now them two whole ones will blame the mess on the two halves....!     

[Rhona]

Oh my goodness - the two halflings ran riot about the place and caused havoc............     

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

I have missed something somewhere, please forgive me if this is a stupid question. Rhona are you pregnant? Michele are you pregnant? Is there something contagious going around this site, do I need to get a vacination?

[Rhona]

Hi Florrie - yep myself and Michele are both pregnant.......I'm 9 weeks and Michele is 12 weeks gone - Don't worry it's not contagious and you wont need a vacination....the only advice I can give is stay away from guys called Michael or any abreviation of that name 

[Rhona]

Just had a quick nose about and looks like we are under attack.............24 Bots disguised as guests are floating around trying to steal us               

[barb (Fry)]

where do you see them ?  Do I need to take cover ?

[Rhona]

Thanks for the help Barb - I think we have blasted two-thirds of them back to Bot-land.......so now we can have a drink while we keep gaurd - make sure we don't get stollen       

[barb (Fry)]

     

  we doing downers/slammers tonight

[Rhona]

lemon - salt -  ........or what order is it again

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

New drinks in the bar.......    
Bugger the bots....
There's no-one here....Hey there Mr Bot and yourother brother Mr Bot...want a  with me.

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Congratulations Rhona and Michele, hope you have many more.  Hope you two have great pregnancies, where you don't have morning sickness and your husbands treat you like queens.