Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.

[georg ruf jr.]

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Don't work to hard. Maybe you should give your patients a hint ´with the Bean movie...  bling1

[Bertie Horak]

Good idea, or maybe the movie "The Dentist".  Don't know if any of you saw it, it's a terrible horror movie with Corbin Bernsen from LA Law fame.
bye_bye

[Michael Alexander]

VERNON FOR PRESIDENT!

[Carl Wrbka]

While you all frantically scamper about searching for the meaning of naaidoes, I've got a good one to share with you.

A couple of years ago on Jakaranda FM they held a phone-in competition. Listeners were invited to phone in the meaning of a word and the winner won some trivial prize. On one day, the word was "kapo*sie".
After numerous wrong answers, a student from Tukkies phones in with the following : "Ek is nie seker nie, maar is dit nie daai ding wat in 'n "kapantie" kom nie"?

The DJ had to switch to a commercial break immediately as he was overcome by an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

The correct answer they were looking for was: Kapo*sie - The pouch on a kangaroo in which the mother carries it's baby around in.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

 :emot19:

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Firstly   _    Mike A  &  Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff!  Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers!              Jnr  -  I will PM you.

I have a few more Vernie's  -  will add them later. 

Trying to catch up again  -  work, work, work and no play these last few weeks!

[georg ruf jr.]

Firstly   _    Mike A  &  Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff!  Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers!              Jnr  -  I will PM you.

I have a few more Vernie's  -  will add them later. 

Trying to catch up again  -  work, work, work and no play these last few weeks!

  :emot19:

[Carl Wrbka]

All work and no play makes Carl and Mike A dull boys.   

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Oi, Carl  -  was'nt talkin 'bout you two's.  You NEVER stop playing.  Was talking about myself.  And I aint dull  -  I'm wearing red today!

[Carl Wrbka]

Firstly   _    Mike A  &  Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff!  Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers!             

I was referring to this part...  ::

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

   Thank goodness, you two will never be teachers!  You might just show them how to build a 'boom that goes bang' and Mike will only give them a tour to the Breweries each day!.......  Poor kiddies..   poor parents!

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Who knows what a naaidoes is? And this is'nt a joke..... it's in the dictionary...

Have I missed the answer!!!!!!

[SandyB]

So you  want some  cake ??  Kyk  by  die  venster  uit ..

[Michael Alexander]

Oh Sorry!... here we are... the answer was A HOUSEWIFE ....and that is fact.... I will post the proof next week for those non believers....

[Rhona]

The answer may be a housewife - but WHAT was the question again