Kids

[Carl Wrbka]

This one is for everyone who...

a) had kids
b) has kids
c) is going to have kids
d) knows a kid
e) was a kid

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my snot ???"

[Rhona]

Aaaaggghhh Yuk!!!  :emot19:

[Carl Wrbka]

Fortunately for me, I wasn't the involved here. This joke was sent to me by one of my colleagues at work. :emot19:

[georg ruf jr.]

  :emot19:

[Donald Duck]

"Copy and Paste"

[DUNJA WRBKA]

Excuse my ignorance but whats all this "copy and paste" business that Kenny keeps referring too?

[georg ruf jr.]

I think Kenny is making fun of us cause we copy and paste other peoples jokes. He want's us to be just as funny as himself and be able to make up all the jokes by our selves. Just the way he does. Isn't that a great attitude Dunja.
Well Kenny...
 

[Shannon Alexander]

GROSS   

[georg ruf jr.]

You're making a point there Shannon. Hope you undersood my sarcasm.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I think Shannon means the SNOT is GROSS

[georg ruf jr.]

Snot! Haven't heard that in 30 years... hahaha...

[Carl Wrbka]

Hi Shannon, welcome to the forum. It'll be interesting to get the younger generation's viewpoints on some of these topics posted here... (or mommy and daddy's secrets  202)