SEXPO - CAPE TOWN

Diana Rudd (Boehme) · May 12, 2008, 12:40:14 PM

:emot19: much like I misplaced "Chill Out". Once you start braaing their noses will lead them back.

SandyB · May 12, 2008, 05:53:10 PM

Now you making me envious .. we into the Cape wet .. this whole weekend .. does not do me well ... i love my summer .. lost your guests ..?/ we have no comment ...

Michael Alexander · May 12, 2008, 06:14:53 PM

Sandy, Broer, I found your missing summer...It's up here in Oranjemund, don't worry, I'm looking after it for you.... :emot19:

SandyB · May 12, 2008, 06:17:41 PM

Good .. now find your guests .. enjoy the braai ...

Michael Alexander · May 12, 2008, 06:22:42 PM

The braai was lit, but the boys came back, already haven eaten lunch...so we packed some beers and ciders and headed off to Hohenfels......

Ronelle Van Rooyen (Groenewald) · May 12, 2008, 07:27:12 PM

Chris my hubby is still far away from the need of viagra that I can assure you. But if you made the trip to the expo you would have seen there is literature to help people with these problems and plenty of remedies besides viagra to get you going.

Let me give you a lesson in sex and relationship education. A marriage/relationship needs constant attention. All you have to do is rekindle your love life and most importantly do not take each other for granted, but rather appreciate that special person in your life.

Let your partner know how much he/she means to you. And last but not least - Make love making exiting and fun for each other. You might be surprised!!!

Geezzee now I am getting all moochy. Any other advice from my fellow Oranjemunders?

Chris Macpherson · May 12, 2008, 07:38:29 PM

geezzz ronelle if i used viagra my pacemaker will go into turbo mode and ill proberly vrek then.hahaha :emot19: :emot19:

Adriaan Van Rooyen · May 12, 2008, 08:34:39 PM

Nah Chris,i always used smarties,they work much better,you see , you throw the smarties for the kids and then you get lotza time to do the pizza... bling1

Diana Rudd (Boehme) · May 13, 2008, 06:22:55 AM

Oh my hat now its Pizza. Pizza-Omlette's - Pizza-Omlette. The old girl is learning something here.

Ronelle Van Rooyen (Groenewald) · May 13, 2008, 02:18:45 PM

Are we now hypothetically talking about food or FOOOOD??? I take it everyone for themselves.

Michael Alexander · May 13, 2008, 02:21:32 PM

Ahem! Let us know when the next FOOD expo is on...........

Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) · May 13, 2008, 03:03:33 PM

In every topic Mike posts, he strays to the feeding line. Must be an old army thing. In the army the gave the guys blou fieterjoel to suppress their urgess and itches. Wonder if they had a museum about stuff like that at the expo? - anyways - what I'm getting to is: Michele, you should administer all the charms now to lead him away from the feeding line - straight to the oven (they do bake pizzaz there! - ask Adriaan - he named his bed the Pizza Hut), make him drool about all the yum yum stuff there, but do not "let him eat" till he has been for his tests!

Rhona · May 13, 2008, 04:24:01 PM

What about Anne Summers parties???

Adriaan Van Rooyen · May 13, 2008, 07:03:50 PM

FOOOOD suster .....

,and do you now swear that you also have a pole in your bedroom ......

Ronelle Van Rooyen (Groenewald) · May 13, 2008, 07:34:45 PM

Hi Boet :36_2_35: Pole is on order - Pole dancing classes in progress

and bellydancing classes will follow shortly. Apparently belly dancing classes works all the muscles and when gravity starts its tricks - belly dancing is the fix.

Must say life starts at 45!!! :emot98: At least I dont need to throw smarties around anymore. Now that all the kids have flown the nest - the cat and mouse can play all day. BUT the damn rugby and cricket will always come first - thereafter dessert. All I do is lead the way with a wink. Maybe I should start my own Dr Eve website!!