Oranjemund Spar Today!

[Rhona]

Will you bring a book? 

[Michael Alexander]

Did Alfie go Hunting? 

[Rhona]

Maybe he's been stollen....... 

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

I think he's a bit too tall to steal! He just said he was going to a farm with no electricity but lots of booze by the sound of it!

[Michael Alexander]

Who on earth would want to steal Alfie..... I mean.... he is family of that Diane woman...... 

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

I don't think I'll warrant that with a reply!



That Diana women has kindly offered us her backyard to camp in when we get kicked out of Oranjemund and have nowhere to go!

- just ignore my worse half!

[Michael Alexander]

Well, due to the fact that Alfie and I attended the same school.... he is obliged to offer space in his Garden.,,,,,,,   

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

I was talking about Diana's garden - not Alfies!

[Rhona]

Oh ye may mock..........but everyone knows if you sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door - you could get stollen!!!
One minute   and the next .......  

[Michael Alexander]

Ja.....but Alfie is way tooooo tall to sleep in a regular bed...... 

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

At least I have Shadow lying next to me on the floor then - I'm sure he'll protect me from the people stealers!

[Michael Alexander]

Yes! But the question goes a begging, would he protect you from me?   

[Rhona]

Go stock a shelf and behave yourself........

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Michael,Michael...Alfred does not have a garden sooo you'd better be nice to me 
By the way he does fit in a normal bed...he just packs his leg away. 
Oh yes and its brother Keith that is the big white hunter. 

There was a time I nearly got stollen you know.........lucky I had 

[Rhona]

Bet you were sleeping on the side near the door - weren't you; huh? huh? huh?