Olympic shame...

[Carl Wrbka]

How did you get that yellow card past security, Bertie?

[Bertie Horak]

Just told them that it's a special international passport, given to VIP's and that I'm disgusted that they don't know about it yet.  So if they wouldn't let me pass, I'd call the boss.  They let me through. 202

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 

[Carl Wrbka]

Why not just offer them a sip of your pink water? Guaranteed to get them running for their lives...

[Bertie Horak]

Pink water is out!  We now have green water with a peppermint flavour!

After all, this is a BARNATO practice!

[georg ruf jr.]

I thought the CHinese were into their Karaoke.....   

That's the Japs Mike.

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Yes Dunja, we are all guilty of that. Kids can be very cruel. Unfortunately today with so many beautiful people on TV and in magazines, it is just getting worse. Apparently Australia seems to be less concerned with looks that the rest of us, there you get judged on how beautiful your heart is. Someone said the reason for this though, is that most Australian woman are not very good looking.

[Carl Wrbka]

Someone said the reason for this though, is that most Australian woman are not very good looking.

Must be due to all the inbreeding during the days that they were still a penal colony...

A while ago they ran a series of Australian soapies on SABC and I kept thinking to myself, geez, can't they find any better looking actresses? Some of them looked like they had just stepped off the set of "Deliverance".

It's a sad but true fact though, mostly to blame on those donnerse yanks. Judging a book by it's cover and not what's inside.