Garrys reimported Jokes.

[Ricky Barron (RIP)]

Garry who?

[georg ruf jr.]

Garry Joyce is a freind in PE. We've known each other since sub b in 1972.
Don't realy think you know him.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

So Jnr, did you take your Grandma's advise???



(got to dodge the bullet now)    Turkey

Do you think I need... ? Hey!!! How do you wanna know???

Is that "How" or should it be Why???

Seem to have Jnr all flustered, my job is done!!

[georg ruf jr.]

 

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 

[georg ruf jr.]

Yep. In german we say: "Leck mich am    "

You're learning fast Paula. 

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Ja, Ja , what ever!!!!

[georg ruf jr.]

A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the
porn channel on my TV is disabled."

She replies: "No sir, it's just ordinary porn, you sick bastard."

[georg ruf jr.]

This one reminds me of my time ias a kid in Windhoek. The Ovambo there would often speack about these kind of dreams when "black-power" comes.
To me this joke is not racist, because it makes a joke about how unrealistc less benefiteed people think life would be if they had the say...


Genie in Soweto



            A dark complexioned man finds a dusty old bottle in Soweto.

            He dusts it off and a genie appears, offering him 3 wishes.



            "E wanna de Maciedies" - Poof a big, black Merc appears.

            "E wanna de beeg hows" - Poof a mansion appears.

            "E wanna be white likka de baas" - Poof he becomes white

            Poof the car and the house vanish.

            "How Wa!!! Wezma cah ene ma hows!!??"



            To which the genie replies - "You're a white man now, you must work for it!"

             

rooster

[georg ruf jr.]

You know you're a loser when...

[georg ruf jr.]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking

how come they cannot have a headache

and s*x at the same time?'

[Bertie Horak]

  

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

We only multitask when it suits us.

[georg ruf jr.]

Be aware of what you're doing boys!!

[georg ruf jr.]

A way to compromise...