What retired people are up to all day

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

What Do Retired People Do All Day?


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a sh*t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. 

[Rhona]

  - I love it

[Bertie Horak]

 

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Good one Dadswa

[Michael Alexander]

I sit here in fits of giggles!

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[Rhona]

Me thinks you sit there in a fit of beer fumes
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[Michael Alexander]

BURP!

[/size]perhaps ...you are right!

[Rhona]

  You dirty dog.........I'm a lady you know - mind your manners

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

I keep trying Rhona but don't seem to be doing very well! Mike still needs a lot of work!