The naughtiest thing you ever did in the mund.......

[David John Long]

So for all the generations of kids in Oranjemund, lets give us some stories of all the mischief that you use to get up too, from the days in Mikes time when hand buzzers were evil (1600's) to the present. I would love to add something but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang....

[Donald Duck]

"but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang.... "

Oh. the first "Oranjemund Suicide Bomber"

[Donald Duck]

"but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang.... "

Oh. the first "Oranjemund Suicide Bomber"

Cool............

[Paul Alexander]

Five years ago, on a Thursday, I was 5 mins late for work... maaaaan I be bad ass

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Oh please Paul, you're late for work every morning! And then you spend most of your morning in Spar - what do you do at Namdeb again?

[Paul Alexander]

OK, let me try again... each night, at about 21:00 (after Mike and Michelle have been asleep for at least and hour) I hop over Mikes fence and pull out a single blade of grass... I'm sick of their garden looking better than mine... so I figure.. in time and in a manner so subtle, they'll eventually live in a desert ... bwaa ... bwaaa.  bwaaaa haaaaa (wrings hands in menecing fasion, strokes Persian - "Persian" is the name of my secretary)

[David John Long]

Didn't someone already do the suicide bomber thing when they blew up the petrol station, technically the dude was a accidental suicide bomber.... what a dumb ass

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Gee, thanks Paul - is that a compliment?
Me thinks we're gonna have to put up the barbed wire this week-end!
Oh well, at least when someone tries to break in they'll trip over you in the garden.
Do you enjoy playing dodge the pop-up and doggy doo?

[Paul Alexander]

You mean that wasn't chocolate bars your kids dropped on the grass ????? -- Uuyurgh

[Michael Alexander]

David, do you mean, wrong bomber, with the wrong bomb in the wrong place at the wrong time?


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[Donald Duck]

I hop over Mikes fence and pull out a single blade of grass...

Pull Out??? Don't you mean smoke.........and dare I say, not just a blade...... ::) :P

[David John Long]

Never just a blade.... only double bladers here  ;D

[Michael Alexander]

I won't contribute too much to this topic, as I am still living here and still need to stay for 4 more years...

Suffice to say , Neil, Paul and myself would enter the rec club hall on a saturday afternoon, whne the place was closed down, armed with an empty 2lt coke bottle and a hosepipe, enter the bar area of the hall, the shuuters were just a big grid, with enough room to fit a hosepipe against the optics and wala! 4 minutes later you had a portent cocktail of brandy, whisky, cane and vodka.....

Ouch!

;)

[Claire Mc Cullagh]

BAD GIRLS............Heather and Kirsten Bell, Claire and Kathleen Mc Cullagh.

Drawing on a car - but not just any car.  A brand new Green one.
And yes we got caught and told lies, and got caught out telling lies.
Parents beat the crap out of us. 

SORRY

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

Hi Guys, naughty buggers the lot of you.........me i was an angel..never did anything wrong except..... in the early 70,s a few foreman i think tried starting their Company transport with a few potatoes up the exhaust that was funny,but i will rather not tell what shit HUGO caused but that is another story... chiaw