Bad services....

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Relates to just about anything else where you can also blow your own top gasket....

Took my car in for 120 000km service...  Pay them in cash an amount exceeding R1400 - 00 .... 

Wha -la  -  now I have a private water machine going in my car  -  aircon pipe or something leaking into the car -  carpets are soaking wet !  I phone the dealer  -  says bring the car back in, so I do...

Wha-la-la  -  now got an even better water machine going in my car and the cubbyhole does not close properly and my Il Divo cd that was in the player is missing ...   AND now the girl from the garage phone's me and says I have an outstanding account with them for an amount exceeding R1400-00 ....  (lucky I keep every receipt for income tax purposes)....

  -  ooohhh....   I am so chuffed with the type of service we get today.....   so, I will be taking my water machine back in again  -  maybe I should ask them to adjust the aircon regulator and condensor so that it changes to an ice machine in the car  -  that way I can at least have a cold dop while I am out on the road.....       

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

or just wear your swimming cozy and drive around. 


If that had been me I would have given them stick at that garage Dalene, they would have fixed my car and given me my money back befor I would have left.

[Patricia Lotte]

Paula, that's just because you don't go anywhere without your bazooka ... 

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

The swimming cozzie is fine....  just that the damn flippers keep getting in the way when I need to hit the brakes or clutch....   

Paula  -  send me that       -  I need to go see a certain car dealer here in town..  !!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 

  it's in the mail Dalene!

[SandyB]

Its the aircon  drip tray  thing thats  either blocked or shifted  so that  condensation  on the  heat exchanger   that  is normally channeled  to the outside .. now is  turning your car into a swimming pool ...   Its  actually  such  a  simple thing  that  they should not have messed it  up ...  Dalene .. can  you  carry a bazooka ??

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

I'll help her if she can't!

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

I might not be very big..... but I can sure carry a  bazooka and  I can          !!!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

You tell him Dalene!!

[Michael Alexander]

Maybe it's not the aircon leaking, maybe it's Aunty drooling everytime she drives past some stud on a pole.....

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

"drives past some stud on a pole....."


I'm not saying a word!

[Michael Alexander]

In Aunty's case, Stud could refer to a horse...so there, you with your one track mind!!!!!!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

It was the pole I had in mind, so there!!!!!!

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

    Depending on various things I could drool over a stud or a stud or a pole or a stud on a pole or a stud with a pole or....   well,  .......     I'm not blind yet and I recognise a stud or a stud....

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]