A ROOSTER CALLED JACOB.

[Bertie Horak]

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and
eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Jacob, and a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Jacob's bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer Trevor's amazement, Jacob had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Trevor was so proud of Jacob, he entered him in the Polokwane Country Fair and Jacob became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded Jacob the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Jacob was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Do you perhaps know a Politician called Jacob?
rooster 

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

 

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I've got a friend called Jacob Kruger...... rooster   

[SandyB]

I have  a mortal enemy called Jacob Zuma aka  kangaman  rapist , "father"  of Julius Malema . fraudster , tax evader , and yes  I forgot  clown  albeit a dangerous one  --- so many things that should  bar  him from  public office yet he  rides a wave of misplaced popularity that seems to coat him with  teflon ...  I go back to the  article I posted on  everyone  casting their vote ... you must  cast , every  single one  against  will make  some  difference ...  I read the sunday papers while  having  brunch  and yes it all just makes one sick ...  mismanagement of SABC  that went unquestioned ( I know why  but will not  utter for fear of being called a bitter disempowered whitey  which I am not )  mismanagement of SAA and the head honcho  gets a  quiet  gloden handshake to send him quietly  away ( again we know the  reason )  NPA considering   dropping  charges against JZ .. if that happens  all rule of law will dissolve  as the  simple  folk will see it  as " well if we bully enough   riot enough we can get away with anything  and if  they can get away  why cant we ??  in fact our very constitution   would  have been violated  and damaged forever ...
We  .. each   average  hard working  citizen  are  accountable  for our  sucesses and failiures .. yet it seems the ANC  and  its crony  network   are  above that   and  remain unaccountable ...

[SandyB]

And  something I forgot to add ...  One of the reasons  touted   for dropping  charges  against  rooster  Jacob  is that  it will  cost too much ?? Huh  Duh / !!          these  idiots have squandered millions  already .. ...  and yes  I dont mind if every cent of my  HARD  EARNED TAX RAND  goes toward ensuring  due  justice  and  at least some closure on this mess  happens  and  yes hopefully he  is removed from  public life ...  give the idiot a handsome pension  so that he can retire and try keep his many wives happy ...  at least he out of the way ...