SANDY

[vivienne]

Keith, would you like to elaborate otherwise Penny won't get any sleep tonight

[Debby Opperman (Biccard)]

And ME!!! I WON'T GET ANY SLEEP TOO!!!! ;)

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

ME ALSO. I NEED MY SLEEP TOO

[Penny]

Hey, you should both know better than to ignore all of us!! And Sandy - who won't get sleep, bet you want to know or are you in the know?

We were wondering ... does Anything Goes mean we are allowed to start a "Favourite bonking places" catagory? Not that this has anything to do with the above subject you understand!

Michael - will I get a dirty e-mail and be banned from the site?

[SandyB]

I forsee  many   sleepless nights  ahead  for  you  bunch !  I  know  that  at  the one  party  my  friends  tried  to    extract  some  of  the  juicier  parts  of  my  past from  Cherry  , and  she  did   not   .  we  have  a  code  of silence  sort of  like  " honour among  thieves "  Not  that  we  really  are  that worried  . our  teenage time  was  for  discovery  and  being reckless  at times  anyhow  .. 

[Debby Opperman (Biccard)]

Nooo Penny, Michael would NEVER do that. Go for it.....Let's spice up this category. ;)

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Bonking places  :o  Ho Hum I think we keep mum.

[Keith Margetts]

Okay you rowdy lot . . . May I please ask the now-older-ladies to settle down now, children may be looking on the site . . .

How did my little stroll/swim downriver with Viv turn into a "bonking site"??

Sorry to disappoint you gals . . . not half as disappointed as I was!!

Heh, heh, heh . . . regardless, it will remain a secret of Viv's and mine!!

Good to touch base with you Viv . . . have thought about you many times over the past 30 years!!

LotsaLove,
Keith
xxx

[vivienne]

Your'e my man Keith.  Never never give away secrets specially to these rowdy nosy bunch (sorry Pen)
sleepless nights for you.  Great to be in touch with you to and nice to know that someone has been thinking
of me for the last 30 years wow I'm honoured.  Just something I would like to share with everyone.  I guess you all still remember Padrè? well strangely enough I woke up this morning thinking of him.  Padrê was always at our place having dinner a couple of toots and sitting in his favourite chair.  One evening after quite a few toots he decided to relieve himself in the garden under the banana tree.  I happen to walk passed the window and saw Padrê taking a leak.  In a gruff voice I said "What are you doing Padrê"
He quickly shook his old pecker zipped up looked around and said "Dear Lord I knew I should have used the toilet" I thought that was priceless.

[SandyB]

Ok  so  now  I  see  a   topic  headed  with my  name  is  starting to  become  a " Kiss  and  Tell "  on  favourite  bonking  sites  ,  potential  black mail   to  not "  and  tell "   a reason  to  send  out the heavies  to do  a  hit  on  an  old  friend  with  loose tongue  ... etc etc ,,   I  am  indeed  honoured   but  still hold  my  code  of  silence   and will  not  give  in to  the  temptation .....  Ok Viv you  can  stop  holding your  breath  now !!  Penny  .. Hmmm!!  maybe  I  have  other plans  for you >>>>

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Keith,Keith carefull what you say about us now older ladies :P As for asuming there's more to your little river incident, then do tell. SANDY your name is just a cover for Sex And Naughty Deeds Yonks-ago. So that our Grandmaster Micheal won't expell us from the site :)

[SandyB]

Veery  Veery  good  Oh Ruddy one  .. you  cracked  the code !! I  am  impressed , there  is  a  brain  under  the  bad hairdo ...   lets hope  Mike does  not  read  this  one or  else we all  sunk ....

[barb (Fry)]

Go on you don't have to name and shame.  BUT remember that these old tried and trusted sites(for bonking) might be a unknown factor to the younger generation- and with a 16 year old male child in the house, well actually where there is a world there will always be a way.  Maybe we should ask them for some input. 

[Michael Alexander]

I too have a story to share about the river and it's hotspots, however I feel it is my duty to maintain the moral highground of this forum!    ;)

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Lay low everybody I think we've just been busted.His cracked the code. Pssssssssst Penny where are you hiding or have you had a disciplinary hearing and been banned for 4 weeks for tackling below the belt. Now you know what Schalk felt like,perhaps you can get it reduced to 2 weeks.