Drunk tourist 'bloody lucky

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Mike Stenson (RIP)

Drunk tourist 'bloody lucky'
2010-06-05 14:27
Johannesburg - An Australian backpacker in South Africa for the Soccer World Cup passed out drunk in the driveway of a Johannesburg politician under the impression he was in Cape Town.

Woken after a bitterly cold night on the streets of South Africa's commercial capital, 26-year-old Jerry Goding was given a cup of coffee, a hot shower and a lecture about looking after himself in one of the world's most dangerous cities.

"It took a while to wake him up," said Kate Lorimer, a member of the provincial parliament and opposition spokesperson on safety and security issues.

"He must have been absolutely frozen. It was the first really cold night we've had and he was in shorts, a soccer shirt and slops," she said, adding that Goding was under the impression he was in Cape Town, 1 450km away.

Lorimer said she had warned Goding about the hazards of a country with one of the world's highest rates of violent crime and murder.

"I gave him a gentle lecture about not doing that sort of thing again," she told Reuters. "He was bloody lucky."

Temperatures in Johannesburg, which at around 1 500 metres above sea level can drop to zero in June at the start of the southern hemisphere winter, have dipped to around five degrees celsius during the night this week.
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Michael Alexander

Mmmh! Wonder what would have happened to him, had he slept in a driveway in Tembisa?
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Mike Voden (RIP)

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toonfandangl


BierSuip
Just goes to show you can't keep a good Aussie down ...... there are places here you would not want to be in after the sun goes down...image14..........they would probable have you for their evening meal  image04



Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.

pam spackman


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yeh.....especially in Aussie.......I've also seen WOLF CREEK!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha

toonfandangl




Hi Pam!!........... "Wolf Creek" we show that to the kids as a bed time story  36_1_711       .................wait until you see "Underbelly"      trex-073




Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.

pam spackman

 daman

Hi Frank saw Underbelly last year.....bloody brilliant!!!!Have you seen Spartacus yet?
the crits here don't seem to like it after a couple of episodes but we've watched all of it and thought it was very good as long as you're broad minded and got a strong stomach!!!!! laughpoint.....

toonfandangl



Hi Pam!........ No its been advertised here but then it never appeared, they do that with some of our TV programs. I googled it and you can watch the series online or you can just ................download.................season 1 to13 it looks like the stuff I would watch.......thanks Pam............................ image04


Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.