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Diana Rudd (Boehme) · May 15, 2008, 09:33:52 PM

Yes used AND abused. Fine people these Namibians are, and here we starting on the next 100. Did She ever think of that. Hey Hey

Rhona · May 15, 2008, 09:36:25 PM

Not only are we left alone - but the bar is running low on stock; why I've a good mind to e180 over there and give them

and beg for the key to the spare stock - are you game?

bobbysmith · May 15, 2008, 10:37:59 PM

rhona ,my little lovedove,does it take an ugly ,old twat to explainn a duvet change to you.please follow my instructuctions,firstly turn the cover insideout,put your hands into the corners of the insideout cover,then pick the bastard duvet up,clutch both together,then give it a pelvic thrust away from you you and hey presto,with a bit of shaking ,the cover marries with the duvet,job done.

Michael Alexander · May 16, 2008, 07:24:46 AM

Oh! Bobby....you are a "broken" man, it would appear.... :emot19:

Rhona · May 16, 2008, 11:40:11 PM

@ Bobby - thanks for the advise but I'm too little to grab the duvet at both corners at the same time - my arm span doesn't stretch that far...........any other tips to stop the swearing at duvet change time

Chris Macpherson · May 17, 2008, 02:24:04 AM

hey there bobby dinni yi giv my gaelic lassie bad advice on changin duvet covers.............. she may be short but us shorts pack a mean punch!

rhona luv climb inside the damd thing if u cannie reach girl corner to corner youl get it.

Rhona · May 17, 2008, 07:59:00 AM

Okay ladies, have ye been taking in the 'advise' we are getting from the males on board on how to put a duvet cover on; although Mike was cute enough not to answer............what I'd like to know now, is how come when it's 'duvet cover changing time' the fellas run a mile saying they don't know how to do it - when it's quite obvious they do know!!!
Never underestimate a blonde on a mission - especially when said blonde is me...........'NOW GET CHANGING THAT COVER..............NOW!!!'

Michael Alexander · May 17, 2008, 08:03:53 AM

Mike A , does indeed change duvet covers, but is lucky enough to be as tall as a house and thus duvet changing comes as easy as opening a can of beer......

Rhona · May 17, 2008, 08:05:22 AM

I can open a can of beer..................can you open a beer bottle with your teeth?

Michael Alexander · May 17, 2008, 08:06:22 AM

teesch...whatsch teesch?.....

Rhona · May 17, 2008, 08:08:31 AM

Ah good morning gummy - so you have been opening bottles with your teeth!!!

Michael Alexander · May 17, 2008, 08:13:34 AM

"I don't drink anymore!"...he declared to himself.......

Rhona · May 17, 2008, 08:16:45 AM

Bet you don't drink any less either........

Michael Alexander · May 17, 2008, 08:20:27 AM

No alcohol has passed these lips for an entire 3 and a half days..." I know I can! I know I can....he thought to himself!"

Rhona · May 17, 2008, 07:33:10 PM

I bet you 2 animal bars that you last until Monday...........are you man enough to take that bet or are you cracking open a can as we speak?

Statistics!

bobbysmith