story time 4 words only

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a   .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

frenetiquely jump up

[Julie Vice (Willson)]

pointing and screaming

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

at the naked

[Debby Opperman (Biccard)]

Bartender who said..

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a   .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

.................they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed

[barb (Fry)]

.................they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

pointed to the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

door.In walked

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

a kilted Highlander

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

,out of breath

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

from caber tossing

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

.He strutted up

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

to the monkey