story time 4 words only

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

showing legs doing

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

everything The Mother Superior

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

had taught them

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

. The Harley Davidson

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

which was parked

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

at the entrance

[Donald Duck]

of the water

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

was were the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

nuns and the

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

barman went to

[bobbysmith]

scratched his nuts,

[georg ruf jr.]

in public. Jesus!!!

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

THIS IS OUR STORY TO DATE           489 words

Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego. Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for an: .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? the monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods i have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander.  Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the HighlanderThe barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me"and did the knees up mother showing legs doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!!

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

THIS IS OUR STORY TO DATE           489 words

Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego. Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for an: .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? the monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods i have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander.  Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the HighlanderThe barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me"and did the knees up mother showing legs doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway

[georg ruf jr.]

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