story time 4 words only

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

She screamed as

[Rhona]

a very cold

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

bum brushed against

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

at the ready for two swift ostriches in a neckbrace. These ostriches have strong legs and huge eggs also fine feathers . These feathers are lovely and fluffy and make awesome erotic toys, and incredible fashion accessories which all the lovely young ladies and old men buy with mastercard except on Sundays and at harrods. Feather dusters being the number one toy of choice for the French and the monarchy aiming to please the dust bunnies.

Shots rang out at the sight of the overpriced lettuce and carrots at Mike's Spar imported from beauvallon where the farmer and his pig all took their afternoon naps in fair share to minimize the effect of the glistening dew on the bald headed man. Oh what a daffodills he said while shoving a huge red rose between his teeth being a real ass he started shake his leg and poured another when all olives are shredded, goats got cheese and cows got all beefed up for the   

Bobbys got beer, whiskey, and his dancing shoes. Watch this boy closely..........or you might be amazed at his ability to put his talents to good use by performing routine pole dancing with a Scottish flair, wearing a kilt and not much except the sporran that was rather padded and hardwearing.  So with great trouble and striffe the whole gang did a little drinking and braaiing, singing and a dancing, splashing around tanning in sunshine, all the while watching the coals turning into grinning black pools of pale white colored ash.

The red skinned soutie said, looka here my one and only willy has shrivelled and I have no viagra left . What a disaster now what do ,call in the medics to save the ickle bickle shickle bickle dewberries . What you call me?! anything you want little match stick cuddly nice person  that is me!

Go on girl. I got fangs bite my bum yuck she said don't knock it down. That way you will get your share of  ickle berry pie . ''What's happening now?'' She screamed as a very cold  bum brushed against

29 may

[georg ruf jr.]

her silky skinned  boobs boobs

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

ankles, as she

[Rhona]

balanced on the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

mountain of beer-cans,

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

she giggled at

[Stephen Hockney]

the sight of

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

steven Hockney on 

(a.k.a. Hokkas)

[Stephen Hockney]

Viagra and beer

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

staggering down the

[Stephen Hockney]

road looking for

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 boobs

in all directions