story time 4 words only

[georg ruf jr.]

Tom Jones used

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

to get when

[georg ruf jr.]

he performed for

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

the Poledancing ladies

[georg ruf jr.]

in the geriatric

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

show of 2008.

[georg ruf jr.]

(We've reached page 100) 

Passing the window

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

, wearing purple pajamas

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

,a green man

[georg ruf jr.]

with blue hair

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

That's to  exciting for Georg jr and so the offer of Beckoned the unfortunate  pair to get accustom with the  tradition of drinking licking and sucking lemon and salt.

Georg then fell hitting his head on Paulas soft stuffed dog, he fell flat onto his back, stretching his imagination further than he can and caterpolted himself over the witches crying all the way to the girls toilets to write naughty notes on the back of the doors with lipstick and nail polish. He then saw a giagantic pimple on the front of  Paulas swollen nose. She then slapped Chelleen, Diana, Julie and strangled Georg jr with her pinkie in her "&#**+.

The little gnomes ran after georg jr to reward him for being a fantastic gentleman and he had a  excuse to runaway because he is scared of girls and their big mammas who won't stop at anything to protect their girls from Georg jr because he is a marked man.

Respect!  A true wolf in sheeps boots. Everybody loved taking the mickey mouse out for dinner. What's up with him today?
   
The last ticket, one way only on magical mystery tour with John, reminiscing of the Beatles with Paul, walking down Abby Road when Ringo smoking a 'joint' saw Amy Winehouse and thought Oh poo, now what so I'm addicted  to gunja mun!

In the distance a flash of light was seen. It turned out to be George (Harrison) lost in the  Fog On The other side of the planet Zaarb I'm so lost but Mick could use his satnav in Brians car to get through to radio control who told him to follow the Yellow brick road  Elton couldn't believe the response caused and let out  a rendition of "Humpty Dumpty" singing as he steered the frontscreen of his polar bear outfit through the old spiderwebs and scared himself as he saw himself in some parallel garb that hung out to dry over a cannabis bush that belonged  to Britney Spears.

She went mental  and called for the LAPD to call the SPCA! Finally the C.I.A offered the FBI a lesson on restraining AA hopefuls from falling off the reality train into what they would call the absolution resolution resurrection meaning absolutly nothing.

After all they understood, she had never known that one day she would turn into Humpty Dumpty who Loved pole dancing. Sometimes it get's scrambled up between you and the pavement.

On top of a high building Paula steered down and punched Georg jr (she tried) but then slapped him (she missed again) because he cries : GET HER AWAY!!!!! He lies well , but doesn't want us to know  about his past.

Shame he is falling for her big hairy feet and admitted addiction to Oranjemund Online


The gemlins suddenly jumped out of a secret compartment and gobble Georg jr up.That was a fine meal and a sad end to him.

The girls on the forum cheered  hysterically, hugging one   another and jumping with joy for : Incarnated Georg appeared and behind him stood Brad Pit envying him for disappearing.

Now Brad disappeared with him. no more George Who is George?

Mean while back in the future things had changed. everybody believed in the reason why Diana kept phoning was so that Brad Pitt could take-over the forum.

Unfortenatly he asked put was surprised at the reponse he got from Angelina and Jennifer they said we were far to nice to have to put up with this so with a glove he held up.

Without glasses he was very squint-eyed and couldn't see , and kissed Koos  cause he thought he was a princess. Yeagh! That's a hum dinger .

Koos was a orange haired cat. The kind of feline that was used to the finer things in life, but only did he realize to his horror that Mike was rather cute and had no gout the sexy hunk.

It was 5am and a rooster sang "Hit me again with your rythem stick", believing that it would get the attention Tom Jones used to get when he performed for the Poledancing ladies in the geriatric show of 2008. Passing the window, wearing purple pajamas ,a green man with blue hair

[barb (Fry)]

said 100 pages

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

of nonsense produced

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

a chronicle of

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

how not to