Riddles! Give it a try....

[georg ruf jr.]

Number 1

Complecated famly.
Monika worked as a waitress. She greated a middle aged geust very politly. The head-waiter wanted to know who the person is.
"That's easy", says Monika. " This guests mother is my mothers mother in law"

Okay! That's an easy one to get started off with.

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

 The waitresses father?

You have far too much time on your hands Boy Georg!

[Claire Mc Cullagh]

WAS IT HER FATHER???

[darryl weidemann]

its her husband and his mother poledancing

[georg ruf jr.]

So darryl? you believe the guest was the waitresses husband and at the same his own mother??

[georg ruf jr.]

The waitresses father?

You have far too much time on your hands Boy Georg!

that's just our long lunch-hour in Germany...
:36_2_35:

[darryl weidemann]

ok ok its hot here....its her father and her grandmother

[georg ruf jr.]

you're ghetting closer

[georg ruf jr.]

Number 2

Monika is taking a look in her romantic garden. The sun is low and makes her hair glow. The gold fishes make tiny waves that glimmer in the sun. The seeroses look loke porcelan.
"I don't know any plant, that grows as fast as the seeroses. If every plant reproduces itself within a day and it needs a week to cover the pond. How long would two roses take?

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

its her Aunt or Uncle

[georg ruf jr.]

that riddle is done Paula. Try the next.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

four days?

[georg ruf jr.]

Sorry Paula! That's wrong.

[Cheryl Quantrill (van Greunen)]

1 week?

[georg ruf jr.]

Sorry Cheryl. Try again