Paula has returned with a vengance!

[Clive Symes]

Mike, is there anywhere safe where you can hide until Paula forgets what you've just said

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Mike you are either very brave or very stupid. You are putting your life in danger with comments like that and Paula around the corner from you. (Literally)

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

WAIT untill he starts picking on you guys........passop!   I know been there done that........but shame his just a man with one brain cell

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Sorry Mike, its a girl thing. Pick on one of us and you pick on all of us.

[barb (Fry)]

ek se maar niks....

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Barb, this is "Pick on Mike Half-Hour". This is not the time "om niks te sê nie" :36_2_35:

[barb (Fry)]

ok, you right it's more dangerous standing in the middle of the road as you can get run down by traffic from both sides.

My opinion is that Mike likes the attention and especially the slapping from Paula, he wants it -

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Are all the guys queueing up to be slapped by Paula?     Does she do this slapping  boobs  or something.    You'll have to teach us Paula 

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

I think you're right. boobs Explains why he keeps looking for trouble. He is in trouble with my husband too. He has screwed up our .ex life. I spend so much time on this forum my husband is sleeping for hours before I get to bed. Goodnight.

[Michael Alexander]

My dear ladies, the only reason I am being so brave, is due to the fact that in my wisdom, I remember yesterday in the shop, that Paula happened to mention that she no longer has access to a pc and that the next time she logs onto this forum will be when she emigrates to the UK in Feb/March, so by the time she reads this, she should be at least 7000 km away.....

see how brave I am when I want to be.......   

:36_2_35:

ps, Florrie, buy a laptop, you can take it to bed with you, it might spice things up.... 

[georg ruf jr.]

WAIT untill he starts picking on you guys........passop!   I know been there done that........but shame his just a man with one brain cell

Somebody told me recently why women have one brain cell more than a cow.
It's so they don't sh*t in the kitchen.

[Julie Vice (Willson)]

Be afraid Mike, it's Paula and Noels anniversary and I'm giving her a call later.   :emot98:
Do you have a smiley like this but runs faster?

Julie

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

Be afraid Mike, it's Paula and Noels anniversary and I'm giving her a call later.   :emot98:
Do you have a smiley like this but runs faster?

Julie

Feed him  :emot10:  then he will speed up LOL

[Michael Alexander]

JULIE!....... wAIT, ER! is'n there an arrangement we can come to, I uh! my, er, that was'nt me that typed the above message about Paula, look at the time, Er! yes, thats it!, it was'nt me, i WAS asleep at that time, I might have accidently left the pc logged on, and er, uhm, maybe, yes! The cat, it was the cat, with those tiny paws that accidently typed that letter, ...rest assured I would never say anything bad about Paula, uhm, and I'll see to it that the cat is sternly spoken to.....

:pianto1:

[georg ruf jr.]

Hey Michael
Go smoke a camel.