Hey Girls: What religion is your bra ????

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

What Religion is Your Bra?


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

Just look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

But actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

    That for example >>>>>>> boobs ==========  is catholic ( must be irish ) LOL

[Michael Alexander]

 :emot19:

beautiful

[georg ruf jr.]

Carefull oldman. Don't you let Paula catch you writing this. She'll find an equivalent to your comparisen.

[Michael Alexander]

Yep! Yep! i agree... she'll have you up that pole of hers.....

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[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

Yep! Yep! i agree... she'll have you up that pole of hers.....

e154

No problem, lets see what she has to say, i guess she is speechless........

[Michael Alexander]

Now there's 2 words that do not go together..... Paula and Speechless....

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Us good Catholic Girls  boobs

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Mike, I'm not speechless....what if some girls don't wear a bra?!   :emot19:

Here's one for Georg Jr after meeting his exwife sister 

Georg Jr goes into a sex shop and asked for a blow up doll.

Shop Asst: A male or female doll?
Georg jr: A female, please
Shop Asst: should it be white or a black one
Georg jr: A white one please
Shop asst: fat or thin
Georg jr: thin (getting pee'd off now)
shop asst: tall or short
Georg jr: tall one!
shop asst: christian or Muslim
Georg jr: who the hell cares!!!
Shop asst: Well sir, the Muslim one's blow themslves up!

Guess which one Georg jr walked out the shop with?  :36_2_35:

[georg ruf jr.]

Hey Paula.
You're being chauvinistic towards an emancepated male. Watch your step.
Rather check the topic: Riddles....
There's an important notice for you.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

"You're being chauvinistic towards an emancepated male. Watch your step. "

Am I supposed to be scared now Georg Jr  :emot19:

here's me watching my step... :emot98:

[georg ruf jr.]

Paula, you still have to do your homework. Get to riddles, or you'll be staying in 2007. Remember?

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

Hey Puala, "BOYS" giving you a hard time or are they just looking for a bit of attention?

[georg ruf jr.]

 poledancing

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Boys give me a hard time, NEVER!!  They seem to like being slapped around  :emot19: ne Georg jr  :36_2_35:

[georg ruf jr.]

Oh yeah!
Hit me baby.
boobs