Hey Girls: What religion is your bra ????

[georg ruf jr.]

Sorry. Wrong translation. I meant: "Is 89cm to tall". Better?

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Much better, thanks you!


Now tell me, did you shrink in the bath tub?  :bagno1:

[georg ruf jr.]

My mom was in a hurry once. Forgot to take my clothes of before putting them in the washingmashine,,,
I'm lucky to be alive,

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 :emot19:

You are full of sh*t!

Bet the washing machine has never been the same!  :36_2_35:

[georg ruf jr.]

Hey, hey hey! Now what kind of language is this. Watch your step hey. I'll be around with a bar of soap.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

being as short as you are it's going to take you a few years to get here!   :emot172:

[Michael Alexander]

Hey! I knew people who washed there kids mouths out with soap... back in the 70's.... never happened to me though....

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[Rhona]

The teachers at school use to threaten to wash our mouths out with soap, don't know if they ever actually did it.....
Although I do remember them making one guy sit under the sink once......what a strange memory

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Talking of soap in the mouth, if I eat Turkish Delights it tastes like soap, well it does when I eat them, can't stand the stuff!

[Michael Alexander]

Paula, thats because you should'nt eat Turkish delights whilst drinking vodka......

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

I don't drink Vodka, I drink single rum and coke, but thanks for the tip, will skip the Turkish Delights and stick to the dop!  :36_2_35:

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Got nothing to do with alcohol. Turkish delight and marshmellows taste like soap when they've past there sell by date. I'd speak to that Spa Man.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 :emot19:  You do that Diana, his name is MIKE!!

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[Michael Alexander]

gee..... and I thought i was a SWEET kinda guy!

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Actually.....BRA"S to ......MARSHMELLOWS  :36_2_35:
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