Good Things and Bad Things!

[Michael Alexander]

.... and when walking in the desert, you would see the spoor of a gemsbok, and then cupping your two hands together would try and make a similar imprint!

[Michael Alexander]

Paula Jinxed me, coz now I'm getting Gout in my knee, I better be able to sleep tonight, otherwise Paula's gonna hear all about it.....

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

No, you janked your knee against the fridge when you fetched another Boep-bloater......  Don't mistake real illness with your sport injuries!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Paula Jinxed me, coz now I'm getting Gout in my knee, I better be able to sleep tonight, otherwise Paula's gonna hear all about it.....

So, how did you sleep Mike?

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[Michael Alexander]

I hope you're happy, I did'nt... by 04h00 I gave up and carted myself off to the hospital and got my voltaren/celestone jab...... then went home and slept for an hour and a half..... muttering to myself..." Curse that Woman, Be damned!..Just wait .... just wait!"

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Shame you poor thing, my haert pumps custard for you! :emot19:

[Michael Alexander]

I just spoke to Aunty Paula in the shop now, and like the true mother she is, she seemed deeply concerned about my pain........ , but I'm sure I saw the corner of her mouth twitching.....

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[georg ruf jr.]

DON'T TURN YOUR BSACK TO HER!!!!!

[Michael Alexander]

Thanks for your concern Georg Jnr, I made sure that there was a pallet of potato's between us.......

[georg ruf jr.]

... and make sure she's left her sons spudgun at home....

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Oh Mike, you talk such sh*t!

Let me tell you all what happened, when I walked into the Spar I was minding my own business(for a change.haha) and doing my shopping untill Mike nearly ran me off my feet charging to come and chat to me!

Tell them Mike, tell them!  :emot19:

I just wanted to do my shopping but he wanted to chat and kept me hostage for over an hour!

tell them Mike, tell them!

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[Michael Alexander]

I thought it was best to confront you first, before you snuck up on me and klapped me..... anyhow have;nt you heard of cutomer communication? keeping the customer happy?

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[georg ruf jr.]

Paula, is Mike your boss? Where's the respect?

[Michael Alexander]

Yes! Georg, you tell her, I demand some respect.....if I'm allowed to!

[georg ruf jr.]

It's about time you said so Michael.     bling1