Serious now.....do you really make up your jokes?
kenny buys his jokes from the same nigerian you get directions to our local omund pub in parklands.
chris are you pissed or what, time to go to bed
you have taken over the whole forum.
:emot19:
hi brother, im looking all over 4 u now got u...........
so as an old man ,up so early? u pee in yur bed or what??? hey listen you wanna buy a 2nd hand missus?? i got one going cheap!!!!
i got my skelim , you know her, but i dont reckon you will know her name............. but if you can go back 20 yrs u will know who she is...........
i think u going work now hey. im only working contracts due to heart problem. at sab miller at moment......... contract maybe go another 3 months or so.put in some bids 4 missus........same like lootto ok.
of course i know her name, Alan told me
time here is now only 5h33
@mike of course i take over whole forum when "noooobody" ouy there to chat to.........diana cant even find chill out in parklands so we can drink a double flat frog together for our darling rhona"s sake......... i do hope sam knows wat aflat frog is cause i dont????????????
its green in colour, mixture of biccardi breezer, alcopop (brute fruit) and something else.
hey bru tryining to send pm to you but keep hitting wrong buttons.
is frog similar to sprinbokkies?? maybe rhona can help?
u wanna phone sometime......send me pm then ok and i send no.
spoke to mark swanepoel and nick other night.
still dont c me on birthday board....... ask mike a to add my details.
U gotta do it yourself, by editing your profile.... i think there is a topic under the Please Rgister Board...
Now back to my question. Kenny do you realy make up the jokes you post?
Christopher and Michael - note the full titles which means the two of ye are in trouble.........First of all Christopher; what's this selling women craic - are you a closet pimp or something? Secondly, it's a FAT frog not a flat one and thirdly - and this is for the pair of ye...........A fat frog is a mixture of 3 alcopops; namely bacardi breezer orange (orange in colour; orange in flavour and bacardi as the alcohol content); smirnoff ice (cloudy white in colour; lemon in flavour and vodka as the alcohol content) and lastley WKD Blue (blue in colour; blue in flavour and vodka as the alcohol content)...........the contents of these three bottles are mixed in a jug and stirred with ice; then poured into 2 seperate pint glasses - choice is yours whether or not to drink through a straw............the mixture of the three drinks produce a green colour and hence the name 'FAT FROG'..................Now this little chicken is off to bed and I'll deal with the two of ye in the morning gnite
If I even hear a whisper of ye buying and selling women again - it will be more than myself; Daina and Michelle you'll have to deal with...............don't temp me......... swink
Quote from: Chris Macpherson on May 17, 2008, 04:22:01 AM
I got my skelim , you know her, but i dont reckon you will know her name............. but if you can go back 20 yrs u will know who she is...........
I'm surprised your heart can handle it. :sorriso2:
You not serious.......best you hide behind the racks at Pick and Pay......that won't help either I'll find you thumper
and if you know whats good for you won't bring the missus along. Got mouth will talk.
You tell him Diana - he's a bloody cheeky one, that fella; next time you see him, give him 2 swift kicks in the arse and tell him they are from me!!!
What the hell is a 'skelim' anyway - sounds like a derogatory word from where I'm sitting.....
A skelm would be some woman his "You know" on the side.
Like a mistress?
Yip thats it,
iknow
skelm is a afrikaans word meaning crafty or sly
So does that mean that our Mr. Macpherson has a crafty; sly mistress that he wants to pimp out???
Quote from: Mike Stenson on May 18, 2008, 09:24:37 AM
iknow
skelm is a afrikaans word meaning crafty or sly
Quote
I know thats what its means.....but read in context....yes Rhona a sly mistress will do.
Come now Chris
Talk the talk now walk the walk You realy are joking aren't you....... we waiting for your explanation.
@ Chris - we aren't going away until you explain yourself..........
hi rhona,dearest and diana sweetie, been looking for me have you??? was over at "SKELIM" only got home just now.
i big and strong,, me not scared.... sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains aahemm hehehehe
The bigger you are - the harder you fall............. thumper
not tall,big clever,,,your new picture looks good
So you realy have a skelm then???????
no no just best friends.......... you know her as well........... :emot19: :emot19: :36_4_8:
You have a best friend? From Guzzlers? :sorriso2:
yes yes yes but not from guzzlers............
What???
u deaf or something????
u see pacemaker gives you a "jumpstart" hehehe
hold a sec just checking 'e bay' if any offers 4 trade in of missus.
Listen here now Cheeky - I'm not deaf; you're talking in riddles - either you have a bit on the side or you don't!!!
You need a ''jumpstart'' to get going??? :wow1:
i have bit on side, bottom, top, depending what mood is like........... jumpstart similar to mouth to mouth.............
Aaaaggggghhhhh!!! you sick puppy - now I'm getting a picture.......STOP!!! Keep all that information to yourself - Diana ; Michelle - I need help; this guy is way out of control.......someone talk to him
hello???
hello...
Chrisopher behave yourself please.
Looks like you aint gonna get the answer to your original question after all, Diana.
Obviously not,Carl....so what does that tell me?
What was your question again??????....lol It happens to me all the time, Diana. It just takes one person to drift off the topic and that triggers the avalanche. Try sending Kenny a PM.
I was serious about my question, I've aske twice thats it.
Did someone ask me a question?
:emot19:
:emot19: back at you
Do you still remember the question Diana??
laughpoint
I do, Boy Georg but alas no-body is taking me seriously. I realy would like to know.
back to reply #30............. im referring to pacemaker batteries going flat, hence jumpstart, open me up and replace pacemaker with new one,same as cpr with mouth to mouth. they say pacemaker lasts 5yrs before you need a change.
sorry if original post was misinterpreded
Koekkemakranka - that's the only swearword I ever heard my grandma use - and I think it might be appropriate in your case, Chris! Batteries going flat.... my goodness, I would not act the eveready bunny part if it were me .... would be to damned scared that the 5 year guarantee does not last even 3 years. Not scared to pass on - just the thought of having to go through an op like that every 5 years. My dad, Big Dirk, eventually had 3 operations for valve replacements - the 3rd time he had to be taken back to theatre after 2 days to stop some or other leak. His biggest complain after each op used to be how sore his breast-bone was and the effect of the long anestesia on his system.
Sterkte, pal .....
Mike - have you been to the doctor yet? ? ? pls
:36_2_24: Dalene - Mike has not been to the doctor! I made an appointment, without telling him of course, and only two hours before the appointment told him about it - of course he refused to go!
On the plus side he has been walking Shadow religiously and was very active with the girls this week-end! He reckons he also ate much healthier today at Spar and it was chicken burgers for supper tonight.
feedme
not major open heart surgery. ive been opened twice.... nobody told me that when you want to sneeze you must put arms across yr chest and hold tight, i sneezed and whole chest sternum split open again......... back to theatre and tied together inchest with stainless steel wire, hell very painfull thank g-d for morphine........ lekka stuff that... but can become addictive. to change pacemaker is done under local anaesthetic, u watch the procedure on a tv monitor and actually see the wires going across your chest and glooops..........gloooops into your heart,,,, anyone passing out or screaming yet??
Quote from: Chris Macpherson on May 27, 2008, 07:30:21 PM
and actually see the wires going across your chest and glooops..........gloooops into your heart,,,, anyone passing out or screaming yet??
Nope, not yet Chris. Must be all the horror movies I watched as a kid...lol I've got a collection of blood and guts pictures and slideshows that I got from a friend in the SAP. They are very usefull in proving a point during safety meetings here at work.
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 27, 2008, 01:32:46 PM
I do, Boy Georg but alas no-body is taking me seriously. I realy would like to know.
AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!
I think that's Kenny's cue...
iknow I think his getting a bit confused....thinks I'm asking if he has a heart condition.
Kenny has a heart condition????
NO MAN everybody else seems to have one.
I don't.......
It seems to be mostly the guys, their pacemackers are shorting. Must be all us hot chicks on the forum.
I need to say that I'm not taking heart conditions lightly by posting this. I lost my Dad to a heart attack.
Perhaps you should rephrase that to hot pole-dancing chicks!
poledancing1
:buffo9: bling1 :sorriso2:
i had 8 of them, not being funny , just adding to posts. shit scarey stuff really but to be able to talk to you guys about my expierience, realy helps me feel better about myself.to me and my family it was a terrifing experience,drs phoning 3am and saying to my daughter [10yrs old then] to come and say goodbye to your daddy as he doesnt look like his gonna make it.