Att Kenny

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Serious now.....do you really make up your jokes?

[Chris Macpherson]

kenny buys his jokes from the same nigerian you get directions to our local omund pub in parklands.

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

chris are you pissed or what, time to go to bed
you have taken over the whole forum.
:emot19:

[Chris Macpherson]

hi brother, im looking all over 4 u now got u...........

so as an old man ,up so early? u pee in yur bed or what???  hey listen you wanna buy a 2nd hand missus?? i got one going cheap!!!!


i got my skelim , you know her, but i dont reckon you will know her name............. but if you can go back 20 yrs u will know who she is...........

i think u going work now hey. im only working contracts due to heart problem. at sab miller at moment......... contract maybe go another 3 months or so.put in some bids 4 missus........same like lootto ok.

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

of course i know her name, Alan told me
time here is now only 5h33

[Chris Macpherson]

@mike of course i take over whole forum when "noooobody" ouy there to chat to.........diana cant even find chill out in parklands so we can drink a double flat frog together for our darling rhona"s sake......... i do hope sam knows wat aflat frog is cause i dont????????????

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

its green in colour, mixture of biccardi breezer, alcopop (brute fruit) and something else.

[Chris Macpherson]

hey bru tryining to send pm to you but keep hitting wrong buttons.

is frog similar to sprinbokkies?? maybe rhona can help?

u wanna phone sometime......send me pm then ok and i send no.

spoke to mark swanepoel and nick other night.

still dont c me on birthday board....... ask mike a to add my details.

[Michael Alexander]

U gotta do it yourself, by editing your profile.... i think there is a topic under the Please Rgister Board...

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Now back to my question.    Kenny do you realy make up the jokes you post?

[Rhona]

Christopher and Michael - note the full titles which means the two of ye are in trouble.........First of all Christopher; what's this selling women craic - are you a closet pimp or something? Secondly, it's a FAT frog not a flat one and thirdly - and this is for the pair of ye...........A fat frog is a mixture of 3 alcopops; namely bacardi breezer orange (orange in colour; orange in flavour and bacardi as the alcohol content); smirnoff ice (cloudy white in colour; lemon in flavour and vodka as the alcohol content) and lastley WKD Blue (blue in colour; blue in flavour and vodka as the alcohol content)...........the contents of these three bottles are mixed in a jug and stirred with ice; then poured into 2 seperate pint glasses - choice is yours whether or not to drink through a straw............the mixture of the three drinks produce a green colour and hence the name 'FAT FROG'..................Now this little chicken is off to bed and I'll deal with the two of ye in the morning 
If I even hear a whisper of ye buying and selling women again - it will be more than myself; Daina and Michelle you'll have to deal with...............don't temp me......... 

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I got my skelim , you know her, but i dont reckon you will know her name............. but if you can go back 20 yrs u will know who she is...........

I'm surprised your heart can handle it.       ::

You not serious.......best you hide behind the racks at Pick and Pay......that won't help either I'll find you   
and if you know whats good for you won't bring the missus along.      Got mouth will talk.   

[Rhona]

You tell him Diana - he's a bloody cheeky one, that fella; next time you see him, give him 2 swift kicks in the  and tell him they are from me!!!

What the hell is a 'skelim' anyway - sounds like a derogatory word from where I'm sitting.....

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

A skelm would be some woman his  "You know" on the side.

[Rhona]

Like a mistress?