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Title: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 06, 2007, 06:35:27 PM
For those who are interested in how many "hits" or views this forum gets, I added the "view stats" function today. What I noticed was that a lot of folk were popping in and having a read, but not posting and I was curious to see how many people were actually visiting.... Gee! was I surprised.....if you have not found the stats yet, just have a look at the images below... just click on the links that have been circled to get to the stats. It makes interesting reading, I should have enabled this from day one....   ;D
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 05, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Another meaningless stat, is that I have just gone past the 2600 scANNED image mark on my scanner for this website.. I reckon there's at least another 500 left on this pile....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 05, 2008, 01:50:17 PM
Good work Michael.  thnx
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 08, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
Here is the latest Bandwidth usage stats for those in the know!.... Note March is only up until today, all in all a healthy growth I would say!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 29, 2008, 09:16:07 AM
I only realised this yesterday, but think it makes quite a good stat.... half a million page views.....

cheers
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 29, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
I just love these stats Mike.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 05, 2008, 12:17:23 PM
Another nice stat, showing growth on the forum, this is the first time ever in the short history of this very young forum, that we have achieved an average posting of above 100 posts a day for 5 consecutive days..... I wonder if we'll get past the 100 mark  on Sunday......
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 05, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
I'm sure we will.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 06, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Over 200 posts 4 days in a row. Micheal what's happening here???
bighug feedme  catchball
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
Word Games... I guess.....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 06, 2008, 03:06:05 PM
Not only Michael. There's plenty of action going on. The Wrbkas inputs are keeping our fantasies and fingers going...
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: barb (Fry) on April 06, 2008, 04:03:21 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
Word Games... I guess.....

oops,  I know some people really hate them but it sure keeps some of us busy
bighug
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 06, 2008, 04:16:29 PM
As Diana says. If no like, no go there. It's up to you.
Meet you on the board Barb.
:emot98:  hoolahoop1
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
Well you eager beavers just got the highest posting score for the day, ever in the history of the site, just gone past 314 and the day ain't over yet....   cheers
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 06, 2008, 04:53:02 PM
And we're not finished yet. Take that as a warning Mike!  arse
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 04:54:06 PM
I wonder if that 400 record will be reached tonight before 12 pm....   idontknow
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on April 06, 2008, 05:16:53 PM
You just keep chatting and that record will be reached, no bother.......
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
400 post just cracked..... where will this all end.....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 07, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
Well.... If we keep writing in this topic, it'll help too.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 07, 2008, 06:18:20 PM
and more than a 100 posts a day, still going strong....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 09, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
Do you think our hard work still fits into the forum stasts Michael. To me it seems it's about to burst.
beautiful
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 01, 2008, 08:54:31 AM
Awesome stuff for April... the sites going one way and that is on the up..... the page views were astronomical..... think the shipwreck topic might have helped with all the lurkers, reporters and men in Black....

Thanks guys...... lets try and get one month where we do not have a single day with less than 100 posts...we were two days short of that record....

e154
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Come on people - we still need to do a lot more posting this evening if we're to get 100 posts for today.

Perhaps I'd better send out the sniffer Shadow to find all the regulars - where did they all go?

pls
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:27:06 PM
Hiya Michelle - how many posts are we short
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:31:50 PM
Hi straight back at ya! We're on 72 posts at the moment so if my calculations are correct, this is post no 73 and 100 minus 73 = 27.

Hopefully Pam will pull her weight and between the 3 of us we can manage another 9 posts each!

That is unless anyone else out there feels like posting!!!!!!!

:wow1:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:36:29 PM
As usual it is up to the girls - those blokes, and ye know who ye are - are too busy nosying about instead of typing and posting ......... Come on guys - say something. What if we promise to buy ye a beer or three?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:42:04 PM
I know Mike S wants to borrow Mike A's scanner - maybe we can use that as bait to get him posting! Along with a Windhoek or two, three, four or five.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:45:19 PM
Now that sounds like a good plan 99..........
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 07:09:01 PM
 :emot111:  congrats  hoolahoop1

We made the 100 posts!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 09, 2008, 07:20:25 PM
And hardly an effort... Just a bit of chit chat beween the girls. lol
Now time for some serious talk!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Go for it Jnr - give us your words of wisdom....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 09, 2008, 07:24:15 PM
hihihi!
Knew you would reac Rhona.
Won' be around to long. Just have to ge some things fixed up before we go on leave.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 07:25:26 PM
Come on Georg jr - it's Friday and we all need to relax - according to Kenny that is! Mind you, he hasn't been around for a while has he. Thankgoodness for all the other jokers on board!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 07:26:32 PM
Where are you taking us on holidays Jnr?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 09, 2008, 07:28:09 PM
hihihi. Yeah. So many people spreding their minds in here.
I'm no o sure what's wrong with him Michele. Somehow he seemed a bit annoid abou the developements on the board.
I'm sure he'll be back soon.
Used o believe Koos might be his pseudomym. But they have different IPs.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 07:19:01 PM
Gee - here I was thinking I could climb into bed early tonight. Mike is out for a couple of drinks with Bryan and Stuart, the girls are in bed and the last couple of shirts are in the tumble drier. Then I thought I would pop in and check the stats - not too good for today guys - we're gonna have to do some work now to meet the 100!

:emot111:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
Log ins are a bit sporadic to-day for some reason; usually only 3 on at a time......Do you think Mike is afraid we'll throw a party and wreck the place?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
No, don't think so or else he wouldn't go out and leave the pc to me!

cheers

I wasn't on early this morning but Mike reckons he didn't see Patricia online, I also haven't seen Georg sr online all day.

Hope they are both okay!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:51:59 PM
OOOH! Now that you come to mention it; I haven't seen either of them to-day..............You alright guys?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: pam spackman on May 13, 2008, 08:04:14 PM
If George is having weather like us he's most proably been out and abut today soaking it up!!  Do they still have those huge Gas Bottles there Michele? you had to put in to Township every time one was empty, but sometimes unbeknown to you it would be another empty one!!! Sorry , this is in the wrong TOPIC!!


Pammy :caldo1:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:09:44 PM
Pam, there is no such thing as the wrong topic! For those of us who care we read everything wherever it gets posted!

:emot19:

Yes, we still have those big gas bottles - which reminds me - Mike did you put the request through for the new bottle - our one just finished last week when I had a lasagne in the oven! Thank goodness the other one was full or else I'd have been walking down the road with a half baked lasagne to my mom's house to finish it off in her oven!

feedme
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
 :emot111: 106 posts - not bad going!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: pam spackman on May 13, 2008, 08:21:04 PM
Will
say nighty night for now, have agood day tomorrow and becarefull out there gnite


Want to watch a good prog.on T>V


Pammy
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:25:06 PM
Must be some really good telly on tonight! First Diana and now Pam!

How rude!

:gum1:

Goodnight Pam - enjoy your programme!

bighug
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 08:27:38 PM
What are we missing? What's on the telly  pls
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 13, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
Where are you all I lost you....I know you here somewhere!!!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:56:19 PM
We're in the bar - where else would we be?

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 07:13:28 PM
Good evening Rhona and Chris - looks like we're the only regulars on this site of an evening!

Was pleased to see that Pete joined the forum for a short while this evening and posted his 2c worth.

Pete - thanks to you and Dan Mike had Johnny Clegg blaring from the speakers in the very early hours of Wednesday morning!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 15, 2008, 07:16:56 PM
hi michele if you going past the bar ...... double b and coke please.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
Would you like ice with that Chris?

Rhona, Dalene what can I get for you girls whilst I'm there?

BierSuip
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 07:28:08 PM
Fat Frog please - and have one yourself............  cheers guys
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
Am I the only one doing any work in here tonight?

20 more posts and then I can go to my bed!

pls  pls  pls
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 08:48:59 PM
Give me a break Michelle, I'm trying,also need my beauty sleep.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 08:51:42 PM
Come on now ladies......sexy things like us don't need any beauty sleep................I have a question - how the hell do you get a duvet into it's cover without swearing??? (not a trick question - it wrecks my head every time)
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
Just turn the duvet cover inside out, then you put your arms inside to the bottom two corners, grab the corners of the duvet and shake the duvet cover over. Lucky I'm tall as we've got a king-size down duvet - quite a workout getting the duvet cover on, I tell you!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:01:37 PM
I've a king size; but I'm only little - I'd end up getting trapped in the cover
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 09:06:26 PM
Oh, that would explain a lot! Why don't you get Mick to do it or is he also little?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
I see my work here is done and we've managed to get our 100 posts for the day!

Thank-you all for a great evening's entertainment once again.

Sweet dreams!

e154
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:19:17 PM
WORK......WORK   and I thought you loved us.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:22:35 PM
Oh Diana - I feel so used; do you??? Once our Michelle reaches her hundred posts she sneaks off under the duvet to Mike...........

@Michelle - I don't think anyone is as little as me - Mick is tall - or at least he is to me
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:33:52 PM
Yes used AND abused.  Fine people these Namibians are, and here we starting on the next 100. Did She ever think of that. Hey Hey
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
Not only are we left alone - but the bar is running low on stock; why I've a good mind to  e180 over there and give them  giverose and beg for the key to the spare stock - are you game?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on May 15, 2008, 10:37:59 PM
rhona ,my little lovedove,does it take an ugly ,old twat  to explainn a duvet change to you.please follow my instructuctions,firstly turn the cover insideout,put your hands into the corners of the insideout cover,then pick the bastard duvet up,clutch both together,then give it a pelvic thrust away from you you and hey presto,with a bit of shaking ,the cover marries with the duvet,job done.ha ha
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 16, 2008, 07:24:46 AM
Oh! Bobby....you are a "broken" man, it would appear....   :emot19:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 16, 2008, 11:40:11 PM
@ Bobby - thanks for the advise but I'm too little to grab the duvet at both corners at the same time - my arm span doesn't stretch that far...........any other tips to stop the swearing at duvet change time
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 17, 2008, 02:24:04 AM

hey there bobby dinni yi giv my gaelic lassie bad advice on changin duvet covers.............. she may be short but us shorts pack a mean punch!


rhona luv climb inside the damd thing if u cannie reach girl corner to corner youl get it.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 07:59:00 AM
Okay ladies, have ye been taking in the 'advise' we are getting from the males on board on how to put a duvet cover on; although Mike was cute enough not to answer............what I'd like to know now, is how come when it's 'duvet cover changing time' the fellas run a mile saying they don't know how to do it  - when it's quite obvious they do know!!!
Never underestimate a blonde on a mission - especially when said blonde is me...........'NOW GET CHANGING THAT COVER..............NOW!!!'
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 17, 2008, 08:03:53 AM
Mike A , does indeed change duvet covers, but is lucky enough to be as tall as a house and thus duvet changing comes as easy as opening a can of beer......   iknow
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:05:22 AM
I can open a can of beer..................can you open a beer bottle with your teeth?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 17, 2008, 08:06:22 AM
teesch...whatsch teesch?.....   laughpoint
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:08:31 AM
Ah good morning gummy - so you have been opening bottles with your teeth!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 17, 2008, 08:13:34 AM
"I don't drink anymore!"...he declared to himself.......

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:16:45 AM
Bet you don't drink any less either........  laughpoint
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 17, 2008, 08:20:27 AM
No alcohol has passed these lips for an entire  3 and a half days..." I know I can! I know I can....he thought to himself!"
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
I bet you 2 animal bars that you last until Monday...........are you man enough to take that bet or are you cracking open a can as we speak?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 08:57:45 AM
Hey ...it's Wednesday already........ and I ain't folded yet.... is WHisky Fattening... I heard it's healthy stuff...?

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 21, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
mike youre a born scot so u know whiskey is good for u like mothers milk bru.........
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 01:33:39 PM
Whiskey - 59 calories per  METRIC tot.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 21, 2008, 01:48:32 PM
but look see where the calories accumulate.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Julie Vice (Willson) on May 21, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
Hey Mike, how you going to   :auguri1: when Paula has left the continent if your not  BierSuip
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
I'll just phone Aunty Delia down in tableview and ask her to send me some space cakes......   discodance
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:48:18 PM
space cakes...... the way to go here in Tab Le View.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 07:53:23 PM
I don't know why...but for some strange and obscure reason, me thinks that Aunty Delia might have a good recipe....   swink
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:56:33 PM
Them recipes get passed  around here in Tab Le View.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Julie Vice (Willson) on May 21, 2008, 07:56:49 PM
Good one, she makes the best...plse don't eat them all send me some  feedme
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
Are they the one and same space cakes that you get in cafes in Amsterdam by any chance?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 08:00:25 PM
Gosh is she exporting now
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 08, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
Here is an interesting stat that shows the ever increasing traffic to our little site.... this is bandwidth used for the year...
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 08, 2008, 02:03:16 PM
Quote from: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
Are they the one and same space cakes that you get in cafes in Amsterdam by any chance?

Or are they made with stardust??
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 08, 2008, 02:04:54 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on July 08, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
Here is an interesting stat that shows the ever increasing traffic to our little site.... this is bandwidth used for the year...

Geez, Michael! The servers going to burst soon.
Is this the "movement" within the month.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 02:39:31 PM
Wow - looks very busy!

(As if I know what I'm looking at)

image201

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
Well it looks like we've got our work cut out for us this evening - only on 69 posts! Lets not disappoint Mike!

31 posts to go!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 07:03:14 PM
delia,michelle ,diana,dare i request a copy of the spacecake recipe 202
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 08, 2008, 07:10:09 PM
1 cup of butter
1 cup of suger
a pinch of salt and vanilla
1 egg
2 cups of flower
a pinch of stardust

nead to a smooth dough
put on the windowsill on the outside overnight when snowing

at night the elves....
hen just try one

trex-073 fireworks1 fireworks1
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
if they turn out yellow in colour georg jnr,yours is the first door i knock on
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:27:33 PM
Hey Jr - aren't you missing one more ingredient?

Dam - were has our weed disappeared too? Mike S - don't make me threaten to come around there in my pj's again!

image14
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 08, 2008, 07:41:43 PM
Isn't stardust good enough. The elves do the rest Michele.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:44:14 PM
I suppose it depends on what results you want!

:wow1:

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
 23_146_26 what ever happend to dp,weed,ganja,skunk as it is now known in in the uk,good old dagga was frowned apon in my day,try smoking dry sugarcane leaves,total blitzz
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 07:54:38 PM
I gather from that, that the effect should be :  stay sweet while you become koe-koes on a cane-zol.    laughpoint
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
 congrats everyone -  thnx - we got well over our 100 posts for the day!

I am off to bed now so  gnite, see you all tomorrow!

bye_bye
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:13:35 PM
I feel used.........  image031
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:18:56 PM
Sorry - didn't mean it that way! But I've been online for an hour now - time to give the modem (and our telephone bill) a break!

3d smiles(281)  allgood
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:34:14 PM
  image281 I knew you'd come back.........you are addicted just like the rest of us  image19
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:38:50 PM
@Rhona  -  you got me singing that song now  "You might as well face it, you're addicted to...(love)..  the forum" 
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
Wasn't that the guy in the black suit and all the women behind him in short black dresses with the red, red lipstick on...........what's his name again?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:41:46 PM
You right.   Robert ?   Can't remember his surname now  -  will come to me later!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:42:31 PM
PLANT
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:43:50 PM
Not Huey Lewis???
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:47:16 PM
 BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:48:49 PM
Did Huey Shoot the Sheriff?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:49:25 PM
Bob Marley shot the Sheriff............Huey Lewis read the news!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:04:27 PM
I knew it would come to me!    Robert Palmer    -----------  Bobby you put me on track with Plant!

Going to try to post the music link for the song here so you can listen to it!

http://x.imeem.com/qVl8n0ucP2 (http://x.imeem.com/qVl8n0ucP2)
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 09:07:48 PM
You might as well face it - you're addicted to lurve.............lalalalala
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:08:36 PM
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   -  it works!  Listening to the song right now as I am posting here.

Man, I'm getting good at this game!  I sommer feel windgat now.......  gonna have to face it, you're addicted to....

another kiss, and you'll be mine........   a song for you....    oh yeah  .........   can't get enough.......
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
you correct,allways get them mixed up,palmer did shock the monkey,or was it plant,dont know,pissed and going to go nite nites,love to all,lekker slaap menser xxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 09, 2008, 06:07:53 AM
Robert Plant wanted to be a carpenter, Michele taught me that......
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 09, 2008, 06:23:13 AM
Weren't they talking about Robert Palmer Michael???
:ciupa1:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 05:57:26 PM
 fireworks1

What do you say it's free  beermug20 for all of us if we make the 100 posts for the evening? Mike never thought it would be possible today but I'm sure we can prove it wrong - what do you say?

image11
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 07:43:11 PM
 grab 101 posts!

Line up for your  beermug20

No pushing please, you'll all get!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 07:57:19 PM
Never underestimate what an Oranjemunder will do for a free  beermug20
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 09:14:31 AM
Well hellooo there Mr. Michael - looks like you have kicked Jnrs butt in the posting stakes............   image21
You are once again the king - either that or SPAR is quiet!!!  drinking-41
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 30, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
I was'nt even trying... really.... hands down.......


bravo


One of the managers has just burst a blood vessel, well he just lost his temper with one of his workers..... you should hear this afrikaans swearing.....

cheers!~
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 09:23:51 AM
Let's just hope you guys don't have a 'dignity at work' policy - or it will be more than the managers job!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 30, 2008, 09:25:28 AM
This is Africa sister... we do things differently out here.... Power to the people...Viva the revolution..... Now where's me cAR?

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 12:32:33 PM
I know it doesn't mean much for all you big fry out there but I'm only 91 posts away from the 1000 mark!

woo_hoo

I guess I'd better get posting!

:auguri1:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on August 22, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Well, if you think I'm a big fry... lol
It interests me Michele. Congrats. We're waitg for you o join the 4 digit club.
woo_hoo congrats
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
 Come on Michele  yougogirl
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 23, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on July 30, 2008, 09:25:28 AM
This is Africa sister... we do things differently out here.... Power to the people...Viva the revolution..... Now where's me cAR?



image281 True True. One of the Spar owners in Secunda last week got into a heated argument with an irate customer. Next thing you know they'r involved in a free for all at the front door. Such is the African way, Rhona.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on August 23, 2008, 10:51:59 AM
Sheeesh, what happend to "The customer is always King?"  pls
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:33:06 PM
  :emot19_2: Hello - Is this Mr. Solicitor?  image281
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 24, 2008, 08:50:24 PM
Contary to popular belief, the customer is not always right...he merely thinks that he is always right... SOme people are born to be just difficult..... I get pissed off with customers who don't have the balls to come straight to you with their commments and wait till you walk pass them whilst they talk to their friends and then raise their voice so that I can overhear them complaining about the shop.... I always turn around and interrupt the conversation......

yellocard
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 25, 2008, 11:57:45 AM
Quote from: DUNJA WRBKA on August 23, 2008, 10:51:59 AM
Sheeesh, what happend to "The customer is always King?"  pls

The Secunda Spar is owned by a Greek. I suppose SPAR HQ forgot to translate that part of his franchise agreement... 202
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:31:44 PM
 drinking-41  To me, myself and I.   Don't I get a castle to go with my 5 stars now?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
  :auguri1: - you deserve a castle -  woo_hoo to the first lady to reach 4000.....bring on the  msn emoticon (69)
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 03:03:56 AM
 congrats Diana!  Well done, here's to the next 1000! cheers
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 06:03:21 AM
 bravo    Only another 567 987 to go......   Boobs
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 01:56:06 PM
For all you technophobes..... 14 months ago when this forum was first started, I would do a monthly backup of all the posting , excluding the images and size of the very first backup was a meager 26kb  ...I have just done the backup for August and it is a whopping 6450 kb in size..........   Keep on posting......... share the memories, post the photo's ... preserve Omund Online forever......

:emot112_2:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 04:13:06 PM
If the stas are to believed ..... we should have a new member 2morrow.....   giverose  'Welcome to the nuthouse!", "Carefull of Aunty Diane...she's very loose!",,,,,   laughpoint
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 31, 2008, 10:37:08 PM
@ Diane

I think you need to bash Mike's ears for him Diane!

trex-073



Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 01, 2008, 02:50:08 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:31:44 PM
drinking-41  To me, myself and I.   Don't I get a castle to go with my 5 stars now?
:
:emot112_2: woo_hoo
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: ben van etten on September 01, 2008, 05:05:26 AM
Here is the lost Cheep "BEN" the chef from Affenrucken.

I had written a long story in the guest book, [but I can't find it help me??]
after being contactable by Melcom.

and I just got an e-mail from Clive Symes Dennis Son.


So I do place this note and see who sees it and how we can get this site rocking with old emories.
woo_hoo
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 01, 2008, 05:44:06 AM
Quote from: ben van etten on September 01, 2008, 05:05:26 AM
Here is the lost Cheep "BEN" the chef from Affenrucken.

I had written a long story in the guest book, [but I can't find it help me??]
after being contactable by Melcom.

and I just got an e-mail from Clive Symes Dennis Son.


So I do place this note and see who sees it and how we can get this site rocking with old emories.
woo_hoo

Welcome Ben.
Just check the old topics. You'll see there are so many memories they'll keep you going for weeks or even months.
Enjoy.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 01, 2008, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 31, 2008, 10:37:08 PM
@ Diane

I think you need to bash Mike's ears for him Diane!

trex-073





I taketh it from whence it comes...... arse
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 01, 2008, 09:56:41 PM
Bash him anyway!

image201
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 02, 2008, 09:30:37 AM
OK...... yesno  yesno  yesno
fireworks1
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 02, 2008, 10:33:30 AM
 woo_hoo woo_hoo woo_hoo woo_hoo

I'll even help you Diana!

yesno BoomSmilie_anim shooter yesno image061



image201
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Anthony on September 04, 2008, 04:07:59 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on April 06, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
Word Games... I guess.....
motorbike
My first view of the site.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 04, 2008, 04:25:08 PM
Hey Uncle Anthony has found us....... watch out ladies ... the man plays a mean guitar.... I remember haveing an awesome afternoon in the Snooker and Darts Club with him and Whitey strumming away on the geeeeetars......  banjo
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 01, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
I was just digging into the basement of the forum, and even though there is a "core" element in here, the regular posters, one just has to look at the views on some of the topics , to realize how many people are just browsing......
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 08, 2008, 08:50:46 AM
One more topic starter and your record hits 1000!!!
Well done mate! rooster
daman drinking-41
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 09, 2008, 05:37:03 AM
Mike, what are you waiting for?
Or are you keeping this for a special moment in a foolm... eh! ... fullmoon night?
cuqui

By the way. Only 5 days to go. But we can wait till ...  :auguri1:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 09, 2008, 09:46:43 AM
I was too busy monitoring the 50 000 posts record...which should be hit soon........

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on October 09, 2008, 10:49:24 AM
Hey jnr. Mike's overtaken your posting record again... ha ha
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 09, 2008, 11:04:32 AM
He did so long ago. Happened when Kenny deleted several topics I had posted.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on October 09, 2008, 11:18:01 AM
 iknow  Did you get my reply on the German Facebook?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 09, 2008, 11:45:30 AM
Of corse Carl. I was just worried about your name. Trying to go incognito or is that your full name?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 09, 2008, 12:44:15 PM
Hey lucky me. I did number 50.000 and 50.001.
I'm sure I deserved that after the girls are being so hard on me in "4 words only" ...  msn emoticon (12) woo_hoo
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 09, 2008, 02:01:36 PM
 bravo  Way to go Schnappsmeister.... A round for everyone!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 09, 2008, 08:14:19 PM
 :emot112_2:  Bring on the sand girls.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 10, 2008, 03:23:36 AM
 boob1 Boobs women(1) Vamp cowgirl      cat1.gif affe-red cat3
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 10, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
 :emot112_2: daman with the wife who has small hands!



image201 image201 image21 image21 image201




:buffo9:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 10, 2008, 02:20:07 PM
At least bI know where I can go if I'm fed-up!

http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?topic=801.0

image19
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 10, 2008, 03:45:59 PM
 sorriso2   Paula..I love that bit of advise "Always marry a woman with small hands it makes.........."
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 15, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on October 10, 2008, 02:20:07 PM
At least bI know where I can go if I'm fed-up!

http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?topic=801.0

image19


image201  silly boy, do you think that will help???


ha ha image201 arse
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 15, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 10, 2008, 03:45:59 PM
sorriso2   Paula..I love that bit of advise "Always marry a woman with small hands it makes.........."

that was advise from Jnr, His gran told him the story, I wonder why she was giving him that advise in the first place??

idontknow :buffo9:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 15, 2008, 02:29:13 PM
 notfair madashell
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 16, 2008, 08:55:59 PM
 trex-073


image201 image201
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 28, 2008, 04:35:26 AM
New record in site!

Least posting per month within this year...  image031
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 28, 2008, 05:32:22 AM
Well..... I guess I have two days to change that............  :buffo9:
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 09, 2008, 07:32:45 PM
I got a fright when I checked the size that the site has grown to, main and this forum... a staggering 1.89 Gigs...... My package was 2 gig limit, but I see that my hosts have done an upgrade to 5 gigs...... In october the total bandwidt used by the site, was 8,9 gigs....... Thats pretty big.....


Thanks to Aunty Skinny's Long Distance Haulers!


Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 24, 2008, 10:25:20 PM
I think we have a record regarding new members for the month of November 2008  -   173 new members registered this far....


woo_hoo    -  I just hope they all join in and chat along and post.....  !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 25, 2008, 05:18:05 AM
That 173 is incorrect, as we only have 3 actual new members.... the other 171 were spam bots..... trying to figure out how to get around that....  msn emoticon (9)
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 25, 2008, 05:30:03 AM
Die klomp hooligans!    Kill them dead      notfair
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:43:06 PM
I just had to increase the size of the upload(attachment ) folder for this forum, we just passed the 1 gig mark for attachments......that is the same as 256 songs being uploaded.....

We now have a 2gig folder......if any of you are interested....

woo_hoo
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
So does that mean we're "big league" now?  Must be all the reunion pics!  I-T-O
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Yep! Yep! we're playing with the big bots now....... It would help if people resized their attachments down from 700kb to 70 kb..... I think Ol' man Georg, Stennie and I have given up preaching this topic.....  meanpuff  thumper  image14   :nono1:   yesno   pls
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 04:23:02 PM
Yes, I know Mike, but I think many of the "posters" are just too happy they managed the seemingly difficult procedure to post a picture, and don't even check what the file size is.  I suppose you cant have a setting which refuses anything above a certain file size?  Then again it might keep other bigger kind of files which you would actually like to be posted from being posted?!  idontknow
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 29, 2008, 04:57:50 PM
70kb? Isn't that to small??
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 30, 2008, 06:22:46 AM
@ Bertie, I ain't complaining, as long as we have free space, use it......

@ Jnr, depends what the photo is.... you can put a nice one on at 40kb also....
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 30, 2008, 05:31:13 PM
I realy don't see what the resizing problem is.....if I can do it any idiot can.
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: SandyB on November 30, 2008, 07:58:02 PM
MS  office picture manager ... its in basic  installation .. I got MS  ofifce  home and student version nothing fancy  .. and its there and very useful  .. and yes my friend with her new longer and  again  blonde hair can do it .. well then  ???    ape
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 01, 2008, 11:23:52 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 30, 2008, 05:31:13 PM
I realy don't see what the resizing problem is.....if I can do it any idiot can.


I can too. Am I now an idiot??   ape
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 01, 2008, 12:31:34 PM
 ape
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 02, 2008, 08:41:26 PM
 kiss
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 03, 2008, 05:18:24 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Yep! Yep! we're playing with the big bots now....... It would help if people resized their attachments down from 700kb to 70 kb..... I think Ol' man Georg, Stennie and I have given up preaching this topic.....  meanpuff  thumper  image14   :nono1:   yesno   pls
Thats true mike

Infortunatly my irfan tudor is deletd or i would agin show it how to do

Anyone still having problems and compressing pictures should download that programm

It is Mikes site here, the storage place is not infinite and it cost money to upgrade to mor space.

Its in the interest of all to stay in limits

As i said before, if you can not size or edit due to lack of programms send the picture directly to my email adress, i do that for you and send it back to post

I also see BMP formats, best is to save in jpg or JPEG

My offer stands !!!!
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 24, 2008, 12:32:38 PM
Wow! Not bad for a Xmas eve, Just had 4 new members join the forum, taking us to past the 600 member mark..... hope they have some good Oranjemund memories to share......

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 24, 2008, 12:37:39 PM
Congrats Mike, a nice number for xmas LOL

Want to see a white christmas ????

See here >>>> http://www.livevideo.com/video/4AFEB0881FEF4F1C86B4C62C33F1E6A3/merry-xmas.aspx?lastvcid=863254
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 24, 2008, 12:42:43 PM
When did you actually record the song itself? Which son is singing with you there?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 24, 2008, 02:12:07 PM
The music recording is from 1997 with the grandkids of my Girl

Send you a link with a recording from Oranjemund about 1978 just now ( Sound only)
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 24, 2008, 02:23:58 PM
Here we go

The Ruf´s on Christmas eave 1978 Oranjemund

And Pic Winter on my lake here
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 25, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
This might be a record breaking month if the pageviews stat continues at the current pace.....

For those of you that are interested..... the forum has had more than 2,1 million page views, yep..that's two million since we started keeping the page stats 19 months ago....(2150946 to be exact)

For the month we are currently on 135 000 page views..... and need to break 177 746 page views for the record... and we have just over 5 days to achieve this.....

Thanks Oranjemunders!


Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: John Haycox on May 19, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
Hello Mike,
So, what you want us to do, page back,page forward, page back, page forward etc.?
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 19, 2009, 07:21:29 PM
Hahahaha! Just keep turning them pages  John....  image201
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 12, 2010, 01:50:08 PM
I never even realized that we had passed the 3 million page views on this forum.... WOW! Well DOne .... thanks all!


bighug
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 25, 2010, 08:00:28 PM
So stats still count Mike. I'm about to reach   8000 !!     weed
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 26, 2010, 05:55:37 AM
Gee! How time flies Jnr, I remember when you had just posted your first 8......  image201  But  8000 , is indeed a major milestone....... just post something momentus for your 8000.....
are-you-there
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 26, 2010, 12:52:20 PM
Then let me donate this monumentious statement to this fantastic site.

bar(1) bar(1) ha ha braii image203 ha ha bar(1) yesno arse drinking-41
Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 26, 2010, 03:55:05 PM
Congrats to Jnr on achieving his 8000th post, let he be an inspiration to all you lurkers out there.....

bravo

Scnappps all round, Jnr is paying!

Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: toonfandangl on May 27, 2010, 01:56:47 AM



Well done George!.....in keep the site active......... congrats you rock msn emoticon (8) sorriso2 image04


Title: Re: Statistics!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 27, 2010, 03:49:22 PM
Thanks guys. Let's see how long it takes to get to 10 000!!!