story time 4 words only

[barb (Fry)]

was stopped by

[georg ruf jr.]

a casackstan goatherd.

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

trying to find

[georg ruf jr.]

Florrie, the sentance was at an end. Is this a trick for poor german guys???

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Oops! thought you accidentally put the fullstop in.

[barb (Fry)]

It was a secret only for short people to interpret his long story bored the many pole dancing menopausing women but they secretly revelled in Georg's uncanny ability to play the hunk. What a surprise! He was unaware of the bikini he wore under the xmas tree and the tights that were his favorite way to to disguise his hump on the back of his head. What should the group now do to make for a living? Singing and cheering up his fellow hangers on – they wanted him to take control and and make sure nobody remembered anything about the "Weihnachtsmarkt"  - everybody was there, even if they had cold feet and wet shoes On the corner of the "Heiliggeist" street, 3 girls dressed up like santa claus, pole dancing included. Now Paula, Diana and Julie started to drink " Glühwein " from Egon Häberles local pub, soon they were up to the pole and doing the hoop.  The two Georgs sober as always well sometimes, clapped and watched eagerly how the three ladies wrapped themselves whilest nodding their approval to the crowd that had started throwing all manner of things at the sexy dancing girls.  The two Georgs hugged everybody arround, making making sure that noone was missing or left out all the while standing in a row distracted, looking skyward  while supper was served and shared the locals assembled hopeful and hungry as Georg's wife sweetly divided equally the burnt offerings due to the size of the crowd gathered for the return of the old Oranjemunders horrah they cried we have arrived where's the drink   and the poledancers? Diane smiled brightly as the Georgs were mesmerized by frenzy show. Wow! Everyone sighed together as the show was stopped by a casackstan goatherd.  Trying to find the best location

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

for his goats

[barb (Fry)]

aware that the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

grass is greener

[barb (Fry)]

only because there

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

was no grass

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

he was hallucinating

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

and had smoked

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

the haddock while

[Debbie MacDonald (Wallace]

while waiting for