story time 4 words only

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

a piece of

[Michael Alexander]

their most favourite

[georg ruf jr.]

 :Weed_Spin_2:. That's ilegal

[barb (Fry)]

and our secret

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

stash is hidden

[georg ruf jr.]

inside the goatskin.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

that Georg wears

[georg ruf jr.]

around his ancle.

[barb (Fry)]

On the other side of town , a new pile was waiting for Santa to be climbed onto,,so he took his sledge , called his reindeer packed his rum ,with a Ho-Hum he wrapped himself , tumbeling up the North pole bidding Mrs Claus goodnight so he could party with his hard working elves filled up with rum. A childrens choir sang "The Torture Never Stops" by a bloke unknown called Frank Zappa.

The elves however loved this play after long hours of whittling little toys to give to tiny men each of which had,had a bath recently – only to be told you smell like the reindeers,  OH HO HUM and a bottle of rum,  climbing back on - the snow fell melting as it  touched the warm rum filled bodies of the elves.  Mrs Claus meanwhile happily went about baking mince pies and christmas cake. She knew this would excite the little men who had been begging Father Christmas to give them all a piece of their most favourite (leaf). That's illegal and our secret stash is hidden inside the goatskin, that Georg wears  around his ankle, he was sharing

[georg ruf jr.]

it with Michael

[barb (Fry)]

in Lapland when

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

out-of the blue

[georg ruf jr.]

came Paula with

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

"special" mince pies

[georg ruf jr.]

filled with strong