When you had to much coffee then.....

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

YOU KNOW YOU"VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN:

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

*You can jump-start your car without cables