Beware of women, they are........

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.


After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, "So, you're a man.

That's interesting.

I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars!

There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days".


Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!"

But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed
to drive.


The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."


She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.


The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."





MORAL OF THE STORY:



Women are clever, evil *******. Don't mess with them.

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Let the lesson stick then.......

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Did all you men out there get the message!!!!!


:emot19: beautiful

[Michael Alexander]

MANipulative  people

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

MANipulative  people

You know this...............yet you still don't learn do you!

:emot19: :emot172:

[Donald Duck]

A woman goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the woman.
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the woman "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the woman... "I just use their surnames."