there goes mikes diet

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Know Gary Gray well. We were at school together, think he was at Centaurus too. Please tell him I say hi.

[Michael Alexander]

I never made the bowling CLub.... got trashed and had a one man braai at around 23h00 on Friday night, music and all.... don't know what the neighbours thought..... 

[Rhona]

Neighbours thought one of two things, either ''Bloody Scotts'' or ''I knew that Alexander bloke was a strange one..........look at him; no bloody friends or anything!!!''

[Michael Alexander]

I don't have any friends here... except for ol' Werner and he's stopped drinking for 2 whole months..... Everybody left here...and if you work at Spar, you lose friends quickly... you go to a braai or a bar...everybody wants to bitch and moan about th shop..... bugger orf! Just leave me alone.......

Rhona get on the plane...get your sister and brother and I'll host a braai...I'll even get guiness draught in.....

[Rhona]

Geez Mike, now I feel bad.........course you have friends, and those that bitch & moan at you; well, that's there loss..................Seriously now Bud; do you really think O'mund is ready for the Alexanders and the Mc's together again? Although, it does sound like fun............can we go to the dunes?

[Michael Alexander]

A dune ride on Quads and bakkies can be aRRANged.... one person i knew, like taking a draught machine on the back of his landrover......

[Rhona]

Sounds like a good plan 99

[georg ruf jr.]

I don't have any friends here... except for ol' Werner and he's stopped drinking for 2 whole months..... Everybody left here...and if you work at Spar, you lose friends quickly... you go to a braai or a bar...everybody wants to bitch and moan about th shop..... bugger orf! Just leave me alone.......

Rhona get on the plane...get your sister and brother and I'll host a braai...I'll even get guiness draught in.....

Forget it make. Ask any true Irishman. He'll tell ya. Guinness dosen't travel.

[Michael Alexander]

Oh! Rhona, remember I told you that there are no longer any Irish around here, i was wrong, I forgot about Tom Parkhill and on Saturday morning, I saw this chap with a helmet limping along.... So me being the straight forward type that I am.... went over to him, to enquire if he had gout..... Lo and behold he was Irish..... from Waterford..he mentioned his name...we shook hands.... told him that I had friends on the emerald isle...asked how long he was here for, indefinately was the reply..... but for the life of me I cannot remember his name... Paul might know who he is.....

The Irish are coming......

[georg ruf jr.]

Slante`

[Rhona]

The Irish are everywhere..............good to see you are still as shy as ever (bounding over and asking a stranger all his business)..........Wonder will there be any leprechauns about O'mund on the 17th March? If you'd like to wear one of their hats in the shop for that day then I can arrange one to wing it's way to you; just say the word

[Rhona]

Hey Mikey - ever find out who that guy was from Waterford; the one with the bike and the limp??? Next time you see him; tell him your irish buddy says - ''Come on the rebels'' - if he's a true irish man and follows hurling - he will understand..........