Recipe for a long life

Started by Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee), April 16, 2008, 09:06:03 AM

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Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)

April 16, 2008, 09:06:03 AM
The reporter asks: "Madam, how did you get to be a 101 years old?"

Madam:  "A lot of sex, young man."

Reporter:  "When last did you have sex then?"

Madam:  "1945."

Reporter:  "That's a very long time ago!"

Madam:  "NO!  It's only 20H00 now!"
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.
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