True or false?

[Chris Macpherson]

RHONA's scared of KOOS  waaalaaa k pelaa

[Rhona]

Afraid of Koos - moi?.................Hah! I'd eat Koos for breakfast

[Chris Macpherson]

Rhona  tru or false  im acastle now.

[Rhona]

False - you are drinking a coffee and chatting to us...........

[bobbysmith]

will you believe it,in our local fish shop they have a new fish on offer,its called PANGA,since having heard that word before it rang bells[had to give it a bash]pardon the fruedian slip,as i recall a PANGA is an african chopping implement,[machette] in the english version of that word,what a lovely tasting fish,then i googled it,big shock,this mother f***** changes sex at all stages of its life,an excellerated homeaphredite,what is ithe correct name for something that changes sex all its life?best of all,ITS A SOUTH AFRICAN FISH,shit man,i dare not tell my mates this story,i will be pangared,eat well my sa friends,ha ha,[ps,please google it for yourselves]

[Chris Macpherson]

no no no  it is castle not guinness on 5th one now.

[Rhona]

@ Bobby - did you get chips with that hermaphrodite?

@Chris - I heard you don't drink anymore............course I heard you don't drink any less either

[bobbysmith]

red,red ,wine,im gonna suffer chris,i had some castle last week end,can get it in tescos,doesnt taste the way i rememberd it though

[georg ruf jr.]

will you believe it,in our local fish shop they have a new fish on offer,its called PANGA,since having heard that word before it rang bells[had to give it a bash]pardon the fruedian slip,as i recall a PANGA is an african chopping implement,[machette] in the english version of that word,what a lovely tasting fish,then i googled it,big shock,this mother f***** changes sex at all stages of its life,an excellerated homeaphredite,what is ithe correct name for something that changes sex all its life?best of all,ITS A SOUTH AFRICAN FISH,sh*t man,i dare not tell my mates this story,i will be pangared,eat well my sa friends,ha ha,[ps,please google it for yourselves]

I remember panga as a machette too. Who knows how the fish are caught... 

[Chris Macpherson]

you go girl , a girl after my own heart.hear hear. by the way old james bond was ajimmy new one paddy.

[Rhona]

''Red red wi -ine - goes to my he-e-e-ad, makes me forget that I la la la la la''
Nothing tastes the same as what's in the mind........memories get distorted the more vino is drunk

[Chris Macpherson]

good old UB40 . heard lead singer is packing it in

[bobbysmith]

georg jnr,have you googled panga fish,you will be amazed by those critters,tastes great,dont admit it to your friends though,take care bud

[georg ruf jr.]

I like he UB40 version too. But the song is a lo older han he band. Remember Neil Diamond singing it in the mid 70s. Was i acualy by him?

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Does anyone watch American Idols, the music show? Apparently next week's choice of artist is Neil Diamond - should be quite interesting.